where were you?

[Iowanian]

15 yard pentalty. He's Giving him the business down there~

Originally Posted by Delano

Seriously, Andreas, you're 42 years old. You're not going to lose weight. In fact, that beer gut will only get bigger. Your job at the grammar school maintenance department doesn't allow much physical exercise and since you've a child, you don't have time to work out.

Not only will you gain weight in the future, you'll continue to see your hair recede. Currently, you're grasping at what little hair you have at your hairline and combing it forward. More of a comb forward than a comb over. Shave it all off or comb it differently - anyone with a brain can see the five-head between your thin hairs.

On top of that, you're ugly. Your ears are asymmetric, your nose is crooked, you've got a fat neck, and you never quite shut your mouth. You're an ugly mouth breather. I'd probably put money on your mother drinking while you were developing if a bookie offered odds.

With all that said, we could hope you are hiding some intelligence behind your prognathic appearance. Unfortunately, you are an imbecile as well as being fat, lazy, and ugly. You make frequent grammar and spelling mistakes. You can't quite tell that the entire board thinks you are a troglodyte.

If I were you, I would delete my profile and quietly lurk for Chiefs news. Your Chiefs fanaticism is really all you've got going for you.

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Originally Posted by Delano

...since you've a child, you don't have time to work out.

Flachief58 reproduced? Do us a favor and wrap it up man. It's never too late.

[DBOSHO]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

I may be fat, but I can lose weight, you are stuck with being a dumbass forever.

So do the chicks like when you flex your big muscles with that t, cutoff dan?

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250 posts and no Superman tattoo? Lame.

[Knob]

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dumb troll is dumb.

[Prince22]

jeez you two are still going at it? its been half a day. go watch some porn.

[blaise]

Originally Posted by Prince22

jeez you two are still going at it? its been half a day. go watch some porn.

Nothing against you, maybe you're a cool dude, but Prince22? Is that some sort of Ron Prince thing or you just like princes or what?

[Prince22]

Originally Posted by blaise

Nothing against you, maybe you're a cool dude, but Prince22? Is that some sort of Ron Prince thing or you just like princes or what?

Tayshaun Prince fan. #22 with the Pistons. Thats was what I first came up with a long time ago. I wish I could change it to something else

[Brock]

Originally Posted by Prince22

Tayshaun Prince fan. #22 with the Pistons. Thats was what I first came up with a long time ago. I wish I could change it to something else

Submit your new name for our approval. If it's good enough, Phobia will change it for you.

[Prince22]

Originally Posted by Brock

Submit your new name for our approval. If it's good enough, Phobia will change it for you.

QuikSurfersCat??? I kid I kid. I'm walking out the door. I'll post something later.

[blaise]

Isn't the whole, "You're just a bunch of losers on a message board and you need to get a life and I don't care about any of you or anything!" something people kind of did when message boards just began? Seems like that's sort of like cassette tapes or something.

[Donger]

Perhaps it's just me, but I think the last time I wore a t-shirt that had the sleeves missing was when I was about 16. Is that uncommon?

[bobbything]

For the record, I've been here the whole time, I just don't post too often.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by Donger

Perhaps it's just me, but I think the last time I wore a t-shirt that had the sleeves missing was when I was about 16. Is that uncommon?

If you wanted to display two fantastic tattoos, you would probably wear sleeveless t-shirts.

By the way, I can tell the tattoo on one side is a Chiefs logo, but I can't quite make out the tattoo on the opposite side. Wait, I've found a close up: