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Old 07-04-2014, 12:27 PM   #1
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people wearing beats headphones in public annoy me for some reason. I saw this yesterday when a kid was with his mom or older sister. I realize you waay overpaid for those shitty headphones but you are in public and can take a few min to leave them in the car and talk to your traveling companion. Everyone in the dollar store knows how gangster you are now. It is blatantly obvious because you are so ice cold you have to wear your headphones all through the dollar store.
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Old 07-06-2014, 07:40 AM   #2
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people wearing beats headphones in public annoy me for some reason. I saw this yesterday when a kid was with his mom or older sister. I realize you waay overpaid for those shitty headphones but you are in public and can take a few min to leave them in the car and talk to your traveling companion. Everyone in the dollar store knows how gangster you are now. It is blatantly obvious because you are so ice cold you have to wear your headphones all through the dollar store.
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Old 07-04-2014, 04:17 PM   #3
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I really grinds my gears when I hold the door open for a woman, just being polite and holding the door, and she walks on through without a thank you or anything. Can almost feel her attitude.

I'm not trying **** you, you bitch.

So today it happened again. I stalled and waited for her to exit. I went through first, held the door until she got there and then let go. She called me an asshole as I was walking away
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Old 07-06-2014, 09:31 AM   #4
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I really grinds my gears when I hold the door open for a woman, just being polite and holding the door, and she walks on through without a thank you or anything. Can almost feel her attitude.

I'm not trying **** you, you bitch.

So today it happened again. I stalled and waited for her to exit. I went through first, held the door until she got there and then let go. She called me an asshole as I was walking away

Well, that was a pretty assholish thing to do. I prefer the passive aggressive approach in those situations (drives me batty, too, when you hold the door and not even a nod): when that happens and they walk through, I usually say something like, "No, thank YOU for the privilege of holding the door for you." Effectively gets the point across that they were in the wrong.

What you did makes you look like an asshole for no reason, because you can almost guarantee she didn't remember you holding the door for her the first time, and she likely had no reason to believe she'd done anything wrong.
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:15 AM   #5
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Old 07-06-2014, 08:03 AM   #6
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Old 07-06-2014, 08:14 AM   #7
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:31 AM   #11
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Old 07-06-2014, 10:38 AM   #12
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The upside is that Billay might do you a solid and lick your graveled ass clean.
In all honesty I don't believe he'd get it completely clean.

He's miss a spot or stop to see how Chiefsplanet felt the act might impact his (vast, VAST) employment opportunities...
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The banking industry and loan processes have changed due to government regulations. Huge pain in the ass.
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