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Cat Fight at Wedding Reception: Grinding the Groom!
Drunken Wedding Guest Arrested - Slow Dances With Groom, Brawls With Bride
http://tinyurl.com/7lazx5t Drunken Wedding Guest Arrested - Slow Dances With Groom, Brawls With Bride A guest at an Ohio wedding wound up in jail charged with assault and intoxicated disorderly conduct. It all began when she *refused to stop slow dancing with the groom, which escalated into*a*brawl with the bride and an attack on an off-duty police officer. Dan Kuack was patrolling the St. Clarence Church Pavilion in North Olmsted, Ohio, on Saturday when he heard a*woman *"yelling and screaming at two unknown males," according to*the *police report. Kuack approached the group in the parking lot and found that the two men were trying to keep the woman, Brooke Burke, from driving off in her car because she was allegedly drunk. She was yelling because they'd taken her keys, the police report stated. The police officer calmed Burke down and*took*her back into the reception hall. At that point the bride, Margaret Burke, told Kuack that*Brooke had tried to assault her earlier in the evening, according to the report. The bride said it all started when she'd asked*Burke *to stop slow dancing with her new husband. She said Burke became*upset and started yelling at her, and at one point tried to hit her. "Brooke turned around and started to approach the bride and began to yell at her and attempted to grab her,"* the police report stated. Burke is believed to be the bride's sister in law, but neither responded to requests for comment. As Kuack tried to get Burke to sit down, "She fell to the ground kicking and screaming and being belligerent," according to the report. Burke struck the officer on the left side of his face several times, leading to redness and swelling. He restrained her on the table and radioed for help, according to the arrest report. The bride said* Burke's behavior stemmed from her being "very intoxicated," and when another officer asked her about hitting Kuack,* Burke said she had only done that because she was drunk. Burke was released from jail and is scheduled to appear in court April 10. |
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04-07-2012, 10:19 AM | #2 |
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bitch has crazy eyes
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04-07-2012, 10:20 AM | #3 |
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The way the dances are going at weddings this is not a surprise. Im surprised this does not happen more often.
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04-07-2012, 10:48 AM | #4 |
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Oh look he restrained a female without a taser. I applaud this officer.
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04-07-2012, 11:24 AM | #5 |
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yup, i'd hit it.
course, i'd hit almost anything. crazy-eyes included. something about a redhead tho
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04-07-2012, 11:33 AM | #6 |
Someone pass the antifreeze
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I had one of our wedding guests tell me she wanted to blow me. Told her it was probably not the right time or place for that, but thanks for the offer.
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04-07-2012, 11:35 AM | #7 |
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I saw a groomsman get removed from a wedding reception a couple of years ago for being beyond wasted and pawing on female guests, but nothing violent. Can you imagine how mortified the bride must have been?
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04-07-2012, 11:39 AM | #8 |
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LOVE Brooke Burke
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04-07-2012, 11:39 AM | #9 |
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My ex wife's maid of honor showed up to my bachelor party and gave me a bj. Had I been in my right mind I would have instantly thought she put her up to it to see if I would be faithful and declined, but I was beyond drunk and enjoyed every minute of it. My ex never brought it up so I guess her MOH was just a bad friend.
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04-07-2012, 11:40 AM | #10 |
birth of spatch
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Many 13 year old fap sessions were spent with Brooke Burke back during the "Wild On E!" days... kinda miss those days
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04-07-2012, 04:01 PM | #11 |
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