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Old 01-14-2013, 03:58 PM   #1
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I got out of a DUI simply because I was in the military. I probably shouldn't have....but I did.

I was back from my deployment for like a month....went out drinking with my friends. Definitely shouldn't have drove home....but I did. Cop pulled me over and as he's walking up to my window...he sees my deployment bags in the back seat. He asks to see my military ID and drivers license. He asks if I just got back and I told him yes. He gave me my stuff back and told me to go straight home.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:51 PM   #2
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mine happened a day before we were due to go on a quick 20 day detachment in Vagas; nice little hanger the next day.

so, in typical youthful fashion, a bunch of us got together to get beer and drink it our hotel room a few days after. we scored a 6 pack of some regular beer, and then some that was made with chili's/jalepenos just for fun; horrible.

then later that night, two guys got into it about if a guy would get his tongue pierced. in double-dog-dare scenario, buy #2 said he'd get a prince albert if the other guy got his tongue done. Sadly, guy #1 did it. And not being a bet welcher, guy #2 other guy got his weiner done. I had to watch.....I nearly passed out. in through the pee hole, and out the bottom.

.....needless to say, later when guy #2 had to pee - not only did the blood clot hurt a bit, the chili beer didn't help matters either.

good times.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:59 PM   #3
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Redacted for human decency.
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:23 PM   #4
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Don't ever tell that story again.


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Old 01-14-2013, 04:16 PM   #5
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again i'm dropping whatever it takes to get where ever i'm going.


BUT i have a little more reason to have a driver's license than most do...
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:49 PM   #6
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:51 PM   #7
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.17 at 7:45 a.m. Wow.
Nah - more like 10 AM when the ME got to him to draw some blood.
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Old 01-14-2013, 05:24 PM   #8
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Nah - more like 10 AM when the ME got to him to draw some blood.
His BAC isn't going to go down dramatically post-mortem, since his liver ceased to function shortly after he shot himself.
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:12 PM   #9
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It might surprise some that this cop sucked at his job, but it's actually a prerequisite of being a Kansas City Chief."


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Old 01-14-2013, 06:17 PM   #10
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:47 AM   #11
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Todd Haley could get a roster drunker than that with 22 guys off the street.
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