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07-26-2013, 12:20 PM | #16 | |
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My wife is the exact opposite. She actually kicked the kids and I out of our hotel room once so she could be "alone to do her business."
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07-26-2013, 12:21 PM | #17 |
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07-26-2013, 12:23 PM | #18 |
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I hate it when my head says, "Whew, we're done," but my sphincter says, "Not so fast guys..."
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07-26-2013, 12:25 PM | #19 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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The act is usually around 1 minute or so plus wipe time. However, I tend to sit there a while and chillax.
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07-26-2013, 12:28 PM | #20 |
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5 minutes on the average, 10 plus after eating Mexican.
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07-26-2013, 12:29 PM | #21 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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or at least that's what she'd like me to believe. 7 years in and i've never seen or heard of her dropping a duece. No joke. |
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07-26-2013, 12:29 PM | #22 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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I have awful guts. Usually it takes me 10-15 minutes to poop. I shit out a mixture of earthworms and foamy spoor.
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07-26-2013, 12:30 PM | #23 |
Needs more middle fingers
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07-26-2013, 12:31 PM | #24 | |
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Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it.
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07-26-2013, 12:31 PM | #25 |
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Depends.
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07-26-2013, 12:31 PM | #26 |
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07-26-2013, 12:32 PM | #27 |
sorta mod-ish
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07-26-2013, 12:34 PM | #28 |
"Think BOOM!"
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Same here.
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07-26-2013, 12:35 PM | #29 |
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Very clean and quick, though sometimes soft-serve is on the menu.
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07-26-2013, 12:35 PM | #30 |
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I'm not exactly sure, but it is longer than the timer on the automatic lights in the bathrooms at work.
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