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View Poll Results: You're on the jury. Do you acquit or convict based on the story below? | |||
Acquit. A man's home is his castle. |
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18 | 24.66% |
Convict. Send him up the river. |
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44 | 60.27% |
I can't serve on a jury. I'm crazy, I'm telling you. CRAZY! |
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11 | 15.07% |
Voters: 73. You may not vote on this poll |
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Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
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I'm serious. I'd assume this guy had lived at the same spot with the same bs for years.
A mean ass Cujo would have fixed his problem. I cruised around lake arrowhead a while back and the amount of Cujo lookin hounds was astonishing. I didn't think they had them type hounds to be hospitable.
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They don't make screaming-mad-Deliverance-rednecks-with-shotguns for hospitality either.
Sounds like a float trip got a little too beer-brave with a guy who was a little less than stable...
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
Join Date: Mar 2001
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This is exactly why you approach a farm house around here slowly and in the least aggressive manner possible. Because it’s guaranteed that there will be a pack of mostly feral dogs hanging around that will furiously guard their gravy train. Jim and Resin Bowie were said to sleep with a pack of Catahoula’s at the foot of their bed. There’s a reason for that.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
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The other part of the problem is that city people have zero ****in clue how to operate in the country. Mother****ers move out here and think they got it made. What they got is more money and pride than logic.
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Also when I think of Steelville MO I think of Archie Kehr Kelsos. He sold and fought that strain for 60+ years.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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Years ago (like 20 or so), when I was much more into the partying aspect of floating, we were snorkeling around a hole, looking for big fish. We were fishing too. We found probably 15-20 Milwaukees Best beers that someone had dumped when their canoe tipped. We picked them up and threw them in our trash bag. Several hours later, some college aged gals came by all hammered and out of beer. They asked us if we had any extra. Of course, being the gentlemen we were, we told them "you bet, show us your tits". They did, and we promptly handed over the warm MB that we had found earlier that day. Ahhh, the good old days.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Went to high school with the lawyer. Carry on.
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