Hear ye, hear ye! The monkey trial is about to begin! - Page 10

**Rain Man** · 10-24-2006, 04:48 PM

As a long-time observer and poster on Chiefsplanet, I have noticed a wee bit of conflict recently between one Mecca and several other posters. The conflicts have been escalating, and I think it's time that the Chiefsplanet legal system stepped in.

I am declaring a monkey court to be put into place for the purpose of placing Mecca on trial. As a known neutral party, I shall serve as the judge for this trial. The charges are:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. Threats to kill other Chiefsplanet members in the interest of protecting animals.

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Additional charges may be filed by the prosecution before the trial begins.

By participating in the trial, all parties agree that the rulings of the court will stand, unless for some reason they don't want to listen to the court.

Over the course of the next few days, the following will take place.

1. Mecca may appoint a lawyer to represent him, or he may choose to represent himself. The lawyer need not be a real lawyer. He may also choose to have a larger defense team if he wishes, but the lead defender will be the only official voice.

2. The opposing side will choose a lawyer to represent them, or if none can be chosen, I shall select one. The lawyer need not be a real lawyer. Might I suggest that candidates nominate themselves in this thread, and I will then create a poll, with the largest votegetter being selected as lead prosecutor. The prosecution may also choose to have a larger prosecution team, but the lead prosecutor will be the only official voice.

3. I will request volunteers with possible actual legal experience to serve as my backroom legal team in running the trial. Any attorneys want to volunteer for this task? You cannot be part of the prosecution or defense, or be a potential witness for either side.

4. A random selection of Chiefsplanet members with more than 500 posts will be solicited for jury duty. We will then work with the prosecution and the defense to select the jury.

5. Then...the trial begins.

I would advise both sides to begin preparing their legal teams immediately. Jury selection will begin later this week.

(Banging Gavel)

Coach · 10-25-2006, 05:16 PM

Your Honor. I am here to inform you that you should consider hiring a Planet-paid Pyschologist in case?

teedubya · 10-25-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchiefsguru

Judge Wapner, Rusty and Mike Lewellen.

INstead of peoples court music, might I suggest, MNF theme music with Al Michaels adding the commentary.

Its Doug Lewellen. GAWH!!

Wow, I cant find a pic of Pop culture icon, Doug Lewellen. No love on Google. Im amazed.

stevieray · 10-25-2006, 06:31 PM

I want to be the guy that works for BL, and runs in and whispers pertinent info into his ear at the last possible second.

patteeu · 10-25-2006, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray

I want to be the guy that works for BL, and runs in and whispers pertinent info into his ear at the last possible second.

You mean you want to be Baby Lee's Paul Drake?

Hammock Parties · 10-25-2006, 08:02 PM

Here's some evidence for the prosecution:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I think anyone who thinks Damon Huard is going to win a game for the Chiefs is doing some serious drugs.

Thig Lyfe · 10-25-2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

Santa isn't real!!!

boogblaster · 10-25-2006, 09:06 PM

Perry was queer you know ....

stevieray · 10-25-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu

You mean you want to be Baby Lee's Paul Drake?

hell yes...Drake was smooth...much better than the guy for Matlock.

I'll probably read his posts to Raymond Burr's voice now.

teedubya · 10-25-2006, 10:12 PM

Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.

**Easy 6** · 10-25-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.

That guy was the originator of the Trump hairdo

**banyon** · 10-25-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.

OldTownChief · 10-26-2006, 05:48 AM

I'll be on the jury. Do we get a free lunch and $10 a day?

**2112** · 10-26-2006, 06:02 AM

**Rain Man** · 10-26-2006, 09:03 AM

(Banging gavel)

Will the defendant please approach the stand and inform the court of who is on your legal team?

If the defendant does not approach the stand within 24 hours, a legal defense team shall be assigned from the volunteers to date.

**banyon** · 10-26-2006, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Rep for whoever find a picture of Peoples Courts Doug Lewellen.

What a gyp. I was counting on that rep too...

10-24-2006, 04:48 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2998491 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The monkey trial is about to begin! As a long-time observer and poster on Chiefsplanet, I have noticed a wee bit of conflict recently between one Mecca and several other posters. The conflicts have been escalating, and I think it's time that the Chiefsplanet legal system stepped in. I am declaring a monkey court to be put into place for the purpose of placing Mecca on trial. As a known neutral party, I shall serve as the judge for this trial. The charges are: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. Threats to kill other Chiefsplanet members in the interest of protecting animals. Charge 5. General mayhem. Additional charges may be filed by the prosecution before the trial begins. By participating in the trial, all parties agree that the rulings of the court will stand, unless for some reason they don't want to listen to the court. Over the course of the next few days, the following will take place. 1. Mecca may appoint a lawyer to represent him, or he may choose to represent himself. The lawyer need not be a real lawyer. He may also choose to have a larger defense team if he wishes, but the lead defender will be the only official voice. 2. The opposing side will choose a lawyer to represent them, or if none can be chosen, I shall select one. The lawyer need not be a real lawyer. Might I suggest that candidates nominate themselves in this thread, and I will then create a poll, with the largest votegetter being selected as lead prosecutor. The prosecution may also choose to have a larger prosecution team, but the lead prosecutor will be the only official voice. 3. I will request volunteers with possible actual legal experience to serve as my backroom legal team in running the trial. Any attorneys want to volunteer for this task? You cannot be part of the prosecution or defense, or be a potential witness for either side. 4. A random selection of Chiefsplanet members with more than 500 posts will be solicited for jury duty. We will then work with the prosecution and the defense to select the jury. 5. Then...the trial begins. I would advise both sides to begin preparing their legal teams immediately. Jury selection will begin later this week. (Banging Gavel)
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2998491 VARSITY	(Banging gavel) Will the defendant please approach the stand and inform the court of who is on your legal team? If the defendant does not approach the stand within 24 hours, a legal defense team shall be assigned from the volunteers to date. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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