Misc Women suck... - Page 10

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

First of all Buddha, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots.

"Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Buddha. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

WTF would you know about it?

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

You can't make out the whole time.

I think FWB should be able to go out to bars and play grabass. Go dancing and dry hump. That sort of thing.

Good luck. Someone will fall for the other.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

WTF would you know about it?

Thats Mystery method stuff.

Sure-Oz · 02-23-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

First of all Buddha, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots.

"Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Buddha. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

You forgot "when taking her and laying her down by the fire, grab the storm trooper helmet and make her put it on"

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Be confident in yourself, not cocky...that's all. You can talk to women but don't talk to them like they are your everything or you really are interested in them etc. if you are on a date or whatever be yourself, but be a MAN about it, don't be a pansy. Pretty much don't give a shit how she reacts to what you say etc. I havent done the dating shit in awhile but once you do it once and get a girl it will be easy from then on. Confidence is key, it's just a damn woman

Pussy on a pedestal... put it back on the ground, preferably in a lower-lying area...

GOT IT!

She just texted me and so I texted her back. She said all guys cared about are how girls look and sex. I told her that "that isn't the case with some guys (like me), but that I don't care what she thinks." I'm not going to prove myself to her, cause I'm not jumping through hoops for a girl again...

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

WTF would you know about it?

I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Pussy on a pedestal... put it back on the ground, preferably in a lower-lying area...

GOT IT!

She just texted me and so I texted her back. She said all guys cared about are how girls look and sex. I told her that that isn't the case with some guys (like me), but I don't care what she thinks. I'm not going to prove myself to her, cause I'm not jumping through hoops for a girl again...

Dude that is good and all, but men do care how they look and sex. Its programmed in our genes.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Dude that is good and all, but men do care how they look and sex. Its programmed in our genes.

Not really me. I have about the lowest sex drive of any guy in his early 20s. I like it, but I'm a quality over quantity guy. I've been without for a year now, and don't care.

I told you I am weird! :-)

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Pussy on a pedestal... put it back on the ground, preferably in a lower-lying area...

GOT IT!

She just texted me and so I texted her back. She said all guys cared about are how girls look and sex. I told her that "that isn't the case with some guys (like me), but that I don't care what she thinks." I'm not going to prove myself to her, cause I'm not jumping through hoops for a girl again...

WTF? You don't want to sleep with her, you're looking for a FWB, you don't want to sleep with her. Make up your mind!

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

Are you satisfied with the results? Your end goal is to chat with them?

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Okay here is my take on situation. The chick is acting like a normal girl for the most part expect she is used to getting hit on. Basically if you want in her pants - you got to ignore her and say negative but sly comments to her. If you want her to go away, bug the shit out of her by talking to her. That could also backfire on you since women naturally want to talk about their problems.

I already tell her she's not cool enough to hang out with me... :-)

I am ornery as hell towards her. Oh well... This is all just a good learning experience. Either I'll end up with nothing, or something. Either way, I get to learn something about chicks.

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 09:49 PM

How did you ever get laid?

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Pussy on a pedestal... put it back on the ground, preferably in a lower-lying area...

GOT IT!

She just texted me and so I texted her back. She said all guys cared about are how girls look and sex. I told her that "that isn't the case with some guys (like me), but that I don't care what she thinks." I'm not going to prove myself to her, cause I'm not jumping through hoops for a girl again...

My advice to you is don't get sucked into playing games with her or any woman for that matter.

If you are interested in her let her know if not don't waste your time or hers.

Delano · 02-23-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I already tell her she's not cool enough to hang out with me... :-)

I am ornery as hell towards her. Oh well... This is all just a good learning experience. Either I'll end up with nothing, or something. Either way, I get to learn something about chicks.

The more you type, the more it seems like you are the oddball **** and not her.

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Are you satisfied with the results? Your end goal is to chat with them?

That's the idea, luv. That's the attitude.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your keyboard keys are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

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