Life so i was high as **** last night - Page 10

reiko57 · 10-22-2009, 05:23 PM

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

Simply Red · 07-20-2011, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Where did this moron come from?

lcarus · 07-20-2011, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pants

I laughed at this thread...

Weed is so innocent... we have a thread about a guy who's worried about dying from alcoholism and how horrible it makes his life at times, yet that shit is legal while the ganj still puts innocent kids in jail.

This post was nearly 2 years ago, but I'm at a point in my life where weed seems like candy compared to shit that doctors prescribe. These hydrocodones have taken complete control of my life (not for much longer though) and weed is so incredibly innocent compared to them.

Pants · 07-20-2011, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

This post was nearly 2 years ago, but I'm at a point in my life where weed seems like candy compared to shit that doctors prescribe. These hydrocodones have taken complete control of my life (not for much longer though) and weed is so incredibly innocent compared to them.

No doubt, it's a travesty.

BTW, I don't have a wife and me saying that my wife did not eat all my money doesn't make me a liar.

KurtCobain · 07-20-2011, 08:28 PM

My wife eats everything.

4th and Long · 07-20-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

My wife eats everything.

Does she have to lay her pants on the driveway to use as an ironing board?
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KurtCobain · 07-20-2011, 10:11 PM

Helicopter pad, 4th.

ThatRaceCardGuy · 07-20-2011, 10:18 PM

GOLD!

Frazod · 07-20-2011, 10:21 PM

Well, I'll say one thing for this idiot - when he got busted, he left and stayed gone.

If only it was that easy with most of them.

ThatRaceCardGuy · 07-20-2011, 10:44 PM

You should of reached for the cops gun...just for shits and giggles...mainly for my shits and giggles.

beach tribe · 07-21-2011, 02:31 AM

Is that a pic of you in your ave?

It's really mean to let your parents find you after you've offed yourself. Remember that.

beach tribe · 07-21-2011, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

This post was nearly 2 years ago, but I'm at a point in my life where weed seems like candy compared to shit that doctors prescribe. These hydrocodones have taken complete control of my life (not for much longer though) and weed is so incredibly innocent compared to them.

PM if you need advice kickin' opies. It's hard shit.

"Weed is like.........Ginger beer man"

Seriously. Get off that shit. They'll stop working for you soon.
And if you think they're bad............

MOhillbilly · 07-21-2011, 07:00 AM

Clockwork

**Nzoner** · 07-21-2011, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

This post was nearly 2 years ago, but I'm at a point in my life where weed seems like candy compared to shit that doctors prescribe. These hydrocodones have taken complete control of my life (not for much longer though) and weed is so incredibly innocent compared to them.

Heh,with drug companies passing out free Carribean cruises to these docs to push their "relief" it's no wonder.

**SuperChief** · 07-21-2011, 09:23 AM

This thread was full of fail from that douche. Also, remind me never to **** with Bwana.

JD10367 · 07-21-2011, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

Because you blew them both.

(You were REALLY high.)

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reiko57 Starter Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	so i was high as last night and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses) i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...
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