Need A Team Name For A Dart Tournament

[Sofa King]

4 Man Dart Tournament.

We're basically going to combine 2 doubles teams into a 4 man team for a big tournament.

We play in a bar called "The Roadhouse".

My team's name is "The Double Deuces" which is the bar's name in the movie Roadhouse.

The other team's name is "Two in the Bush".



We're looking for something with a combination of the 2 team names, or just a clever dart team name in general.


Just an FYI, I'll kill every one of you sarcastic ****ers that comes in here and puts something stupid down. I'm looking at you DMAC, Loochy, Plow, Pestilence, Gonzo and others....

I may create a poll at the end.






While you're at it, think of a team name for 2 smaller tournaments I'm in.

One involves 2 dudes and 1 chick, and the other involves 3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).





EDIT:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

Originally Posted by Sofa King

To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)

Originally Posted by Sofa King

T-Shirt ideas are welcome as well. I believe we still have time to get some done up.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

What's your average?

I last played in a league about a year ago. NDA and I was a 21 in '01 and something like 2.1 in cricket. This was the first soft-tip league I'd played in a few years.

Back in the day, I played a couple of leagues and blind draws every weekend. NDA used a different scoring system then (SPRE), but I would say that I was the equivalent of a 27 and 3.0

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I last played in a league about a year ago. NDA and I was a 21 in '01 and something like 2.1 in cricket. This was the first soft-tip league I'd played in a few years.

Back in the day, I played a couple of leagues and blind draws every weekend. NDA used a different scoring system then (SPRE), but I would say that I was the equivalent of a 27 and 3.0

I've only been playing a few years, but I've gotten better every year. I'm between 21-22 in 4 leagues (2 are sub leagues where I've subbed about 5 times total between the 2).

1 of my leagues is a doubles where i play 501 and cricket. I'm about 21 and 2.1 in cricket . First time I've ever played league cricket.


We used to have a bunch of over 25 averages in our league but they're gone now. Either quit playing, moved away, or are dead. So there's that.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

I've only been playing a few years, but I've gotten better every year. I'm between 21-22 in 4 leagues (2 are sub leagues where I've subbed about 5 times total between the 2).

1 of my leagues is a doubles where i play 501 and cricket. I'm about 21 and 2.1 in cricket . First time I've ever played league cricket.


We used to have a bunch of over 25 averages in our league but they're gone now. Either quit playing, moved away, or are dead. So there's that.

You ever go to Vegas for Team Dart?

[Bowser]

The Immaculate Knuckledraggers

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

You ever go to Vegas for Team Dart?

Jesus no. My team i throw with is terrible. We get shitfaced every time. It's no shock that my average is lower in that league then the other ones.

Last year i ended with a 21 ppd, and the others were 18.5, 17.5, and a 16.0....

This year, I'm at about 21 again (started much lower), and the others are 17.5, 15.9 and 15.9... I have no idea why they regressed so much. No shock we're losing all the time now.

I doubled all but 1 guy in that league in wins last year. He's much better but he only throws part time. I get a huge advantage because i throw with shitty guys, so they never really steal any wins from me. But, on the negative side, if i suck we generally lose. We did manage to finish in 2nd to the team that wins in every year. We even led for 1 week really late in the year. They said it was the first time they haven't been in the lead in 5 years. We are also the only team that's beaten them in the last 3 years, and we've done it almost every time.


Actually, the team I'm trying to come up with a name for should be quite good. 2 of the guys are from the other leagues best team and have similar or higher averages, and the other guy is only a 17.5 (my doubles partner).

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Jesus no. My team i throw with is terrible. We get shitfaced every time. It's no shock that my average is lower in that league then the other ones.

Last year i ended with a 21 ppd, and the others were 18.5, 17.5, and a 16.0....

This year, I'm at about 21 again (started much lower), and the others are 17.5, 15.9 and 15.9... I have no idea why they regressed so much. No shock we're losing all the time now.

I doubled all but 1 guy in that league in wins last year. He's much better but he only throws part time. I get a huge advantage because i throw with shitty guys, so they never really steal any wins from me. But, on the negative side, if i suck we generally lose. We did manage to finish in 2nd to the team that wins in every year. We even led for 1 week really late in the year. They said it was the first time they haven't been in the lead in 5 years. We are also the only team that's beaten them in the last 3 years, and we've done it almost every time.

I'm sure you know you are grouped by skill level. It's fun, but I last went in '95 or '96.

The first year I went, we had this guy on our team that got shitfaced on Crown Royal and Valium during the first event. We were playing in the round robin and we were the last team to finish. I think we finally asked to forfeit because this moron would take 5-10 minutes every time it was his turn. Falling down at the line and all kinds of shit. TOTALLY embarrassing.

We ended up leaving him at the airport when we got back to KC.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I'm sure you know you are grouped by skill level. It's fun, but I last went in '95 or '96.

The first year I went, we had this guy on our team that got shitfaced on Crown Royal and Valium during the first event. We were playing in the round robin and we were the last team to finish. I think we finally asked to forfeit because this moron would take 5-10 minutes every time it was his turn. Falling down at the line and all kinds of shit. TOTALLY embarrassing.

We ended up leaving him at the airport when we got back to KC.

The EXACT same thing happened to us at state last year in team. Our friend got shitfaced during pods (which we won easily) and then by the time we got to the actually bracket, we were 2 and done. He was so drunk he couldn't stand very well( he fell down at the line once.). Ended up missing the board 3 times in a row one round. And by board, i mean the entire ****ing thing, not just the round portion. The stand and everything.

Guess who had him the next day in doubles? Yup, me. And guess what he did again? Yup, shitfaced. 2 and done again, although they were somehow close.

All this after I had already won my division in singles on Friday. First time i ever tried singles.

He's gotten some stern speeches already this year about state.

[bevischief]

Need more aiming fluid.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by bevischief

Need more aiming fluid.

Not Sofa King's doubles partner!

[bevischief]

Loaded.

[Sofa King]

Ok. Last Bump before we decide on the 4 man tournament.



Still need more ideas for the 2 dudes one cupcake team and the 3 dudes one ugly chick team.

[bevischief]

Deuces and cupcake.
3 guys and the bush.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by bevischief

Deuces and cupcake.
3 guys and the bush.

These 2 teams aren't related to the Deuces and Bush teams. They're make up of players from all other teams.

Piggyback Bandits.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Piggyback Bandits.