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Would you spend that on a stranger? I did. Because I was ****ing into her. I played that shit by the Hootie book, Hootie. And what did it get me? Jack squat, Hootie. Jack squat. **** your rules.
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maybe because you bowl like the bundle of sticks you make yourself out to be and she was more looking for a guy who could bowl like an adult
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Bowling is ok. Take it slow. Don't get too excited and go squirting one into her belly
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Hootie consistently rolls 170's
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She was pretty hot. But I liked the girl who split better. In every way.
Karma is on my side, Hootie. **** your rules.
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I ask chicks out for bowling for two reasons: 1. If they want to bounce to a second location to go bowling with you, they probably like you. 2. It's a great way to get a good look at their ass.
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That chick was like a blonde Anne Hathaway though.
My tongue was hanging out. Of course I paid for everything. I felt like a rube.
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If you tip better she will let you motorboat her ass
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Chicks never see what I tip. I write it on the receipt.
I think I might just start tipping $1.00 for the hell of it. If I'm picking up the tab it's none of her business what I tip.
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I meant if you tip your date better
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I should start paying for sex because I certainly pay for not sex.
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Stop taking Craigslist hookers bowling. You don't have to feed them either
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I learned my lesson about first-date dinners.
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