Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom - Page 10

**Iowanian** · 01-29-2004, 02:46 PM

If you've got a problem, yo Ahll Solve it, check out my hooks, while DJ revolves it..tss tss ts tss tst

If Dr Laura, Dr Phil or Ann Landers couldn't help you.....Serve it up.

Its the offseason, the board needs something other than politics. This thread, and the answers will go where you take it. A serious Question....I'll try to help, and or rely on others......A not serious question....You'll get what you ask for.

disclaimer: Iowanian is not a licensed Doctor, Psychologist or anything else. No responsibility shall be taken by advisors on any issue within the thread. The answer "I have no #@%&* idea " is valid and acceptable for these purposes. If the thread sucks, it shall fade into planet oblivion.

**Iowanian** · 01-13-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Dear Eyeohwayneeanne:

Ay'm en kneed uf a goode speil cheker? Annie segestionz?

Sinseerly,

KCNUT

The Keyboard of Doom has a BEEE-A-Uty of a picture to insert here.

See more, after these messages at 5pm.

Chief Henry · 01-13-2005, 04:06 PM

Dear Iowanian,

Kim Cattrall really does it for me. Ever since
that howling locker room scene in Porkys, its been like a fantasy of mine to get my wife in any locker room. Got any ideas/stories from your old wrestling days to help me out.

Barkin 'n' howlin

**Iowanian** · 01-13-2005, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Henry

Dear Iowanian,

Kim Cattrall really does it for me. Ever since
that howling locker room scene in Porkys, its been like a fantasy of mine to get my wife in any locker room. Got any ideas/stories from your old wrestling days to help me out.

Barkin 'n' howlin

Henry,
Unfortunately, I never had an oportunity to have a go at Mrs Henry in a locker room while in HS. Surrounded by neked guys puts anything of a reproductive nature pretty far on the back burner of the Iowani-mind.

I do probably have an old jock, some stale socks and a singlet, and could leave some wet towels and gym clothes in a basket for a month, if you'd like to borrow them to put in your rubber room to set the aura

Chief Henry · 01-13-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Henry,
Unfortunately, I never had an oportunity to have a go at Mrs Henry in a locker room while in HS. Surrounded by neked guys puts anything of a reproductive nature pretty far on the back burner of the Iowani-mind.

I do probably have an old jock, some stale socks and a singlet, and could leave some wet towels and gym clothes in a basket for a month, if you'd like to borrow them to put in your rubber room to set the aura

I need a little more of a visual, what color is the singlet ???

**Iowanian** · 01-13-2005, 04:38 PM

Henry..........Just put Visionquest up on the Bigscreen. If you want her to howl like Catrell.......Maybe try lighting her sock on fire when she's not looking.

stumppy · 01-13-2005, 04:52 PM

Dear Iowanian,

I have a somewhat sensitive problem. It's my name. People are always saying things like " stumppy ??? did your wife name you that ?

How can I let everyone know it's just a nickname, just like Tiny is a nickname for a 6' 6'' , 350 lb. man ?
Should I have my enormous unit measured, weighed, and officially certified as OMG huge ? Then show my Unit Certificate to anyone who makes a demeaning remark about my manhood ? Which brings up another question. Where do I carry the certificate ? Folded up in my wallet ? Or should I have it framed with a chain attached so I can hang it on my unit ?
Or, should I just take a picture of it and use that as my avitar ?

Awaiting your reply with digital camera in hand,

stumppy

stumppy · 01-13-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'd like to take this opportunity to vote AGAINST this option.

Thank you.

I'd like to show you all something I'm very proud of. You people in the front row are gonna have to move back.

RedNFeisty · 01-13-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy
Or, should I just take a picture of it and use that as my avitar ?
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Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'd like to take this opportunity to vote AGAINST this option.

Thank you.

Since guys are always sporting boobies, why not have stumppy, plant his there.

stevieray · 01-13-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy

I'd like to show you all something I'm very proud of. You people in the front row are gonna have to move back.

Robin Williams.

stumppy · 01-13-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

Robin Williams.

One of my favorites.
rbrbrr

bogie · 01-13-2005, 05:27 PM

I have a serious question. I have a Remington Model 700 bolt action 30-06. I want to put a scope on it. But I also want to be able to use open sites. What brand of scope do you recommend the can be mounted so I can site through or under the scope?

**Iowanian** · 01-13-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy

Dear Iowanian,

I have a somewhat sensitive problem. It's my name. People are always saying things like " stumppy ??? did your wife name you that ?

How can I let everyone know it's just a nickname, just like Tiny is a nickname for a 6' 6'' , 350 lb. man ?
Should I have my enormous unit measured, weighed, and officially certified as OMG huge ? Then show my Unit Certificate to anyone who makes a demeaning remark about my manhood ? Which brings up another question. Where do I carry the certificate ? Folded up in my wallet ? Or should I have it framed with a chain attached so I can hang it on my unit ?
Or, should I just take a picture of it and use that as my avitar ?

Awaiting your reply with digital camera in hand,

stumppy

First and formost, so as not to Kill the Iowani-column potential...do NOT post a pic. Posters will just continue to have the mental image of a naked Mini-me(not *me*...the dwarf on vh1).

Tell them the Stump refers to the Girth not the length. Iowanian wasn't called "foldiers" in College because he smelled like coffee grounds, but rather resembled the container.

**Iowanian** · 01-13-2005, 06:18 PM

Bogie,

While I don't really know the answer to your question, others on the board Might.

You can find your answer quickly by posting your question on this forum
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/.../f-3-p-65.html

PastorMikH · 01-13-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogie

I have a serious question. I have a Remington Model 700 bolt action 30-06. I want to put a scope on it. But I also want to be able to use open sites. What brand of scope do you recommend the can be mounted so I can site through or under the scope?

I guess my first question is why? With a variable-powered scope, you can get some decent brush hunting quickness with low powers and have all of the long-range potential that a 30-06 should deliver.

You can get the see through scope mounts. My grandfather had some of these on his 30-30 and they put the scope up so high that it was really uncomfortable when trying to site with the scope.

That said, Weaver makes a pivot mount that will allow the scope to be hinged to the side allowing the shooter to use the iron sights. My dad bought a .308 one time that had this style on it. I got to carry the gun and the mounts did a decent job of staying true. One draw back though was if you didn't get the scope snapped all the way back into position, it would be off and you'd miss.

Seriously, I'd go for just getting a variable powered scope fitted with the appropriate sized bases so that you are comfortably looking through it when you pull the gun up. Then keep the scope on the low setting unless you need to zoom in on a long-range target. Once I got used to the scope, I don't have any trouble sighting in on a deer/coyote/whatever running through brush.

Mosbonian · 01-13-2005, 07:03 PM

Dear Dr. I:

I have just started reading my new favorite column, but sadly it has now caused me a small problem....

You see, while reading the said column, I was caught with fits of insane laughter that caused me to spew soda all over my keyboard and monitor. Are there any suggestions as to how I can clean them without damaging them?

Sincerely,

mmaddog
********

01-29-2004, 02:46 PM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom If you've got a problem, yo Ahll Solve it, check out my hooks, while DJ revolves it..tss tss ts tss tst If Dr Laura, Dr Phil or Ann Landers couldn't help you.....Serve it up. Its the offseason, the board needs something other than politics. This thread, and the answers will go where you take it. A serious Question....I'll try to help, and or rely on others......A not serious question....You'll get what you ask for. disclaimer: Iowanian is not a licensed Doctor, Psychologist or anything else. No responsibility shall be taken by advisors on any issue within the thread. The answer "I have no #@%&* idea " is valid and acceptable for these purposes. If the thread sucks, it shall fade into planet oblivion.
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01-13-2005, 04:06 PM	#137
Chief Henry MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: IOWA Casino cash: $10005088	Dear Iowanian, Kim Cattrall really does it for me. Ever since that howling locker room scene in Porkys, its been like a fantasy of mine to get my wife in any locker room. Got any ideas/stories from your old wrestling days to help me out. Barkin 'n' howlin __________________ Patrick Mahomes...The only QB to ever play in the NFL with at least 5,000 passing yards in a single season and 5,000 passing yards in a single college season.
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01-13-2005, 04:38 PM	#140
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01-13-2005, 04:52 PM	#141
stumppy New and Improved Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo. Casino cash: $-2461410	Dear Iowanian, I have a somewhat sensitive problem. It's my name. People are always saying things like " stumppy ??? did your wife name you that ? How can I let everyone know it's just a nickname, just like Tiny is a nickname for a 6' 6'' , 350 lb. man ? Should I have my enormous unit measured, weighed, and officially certified as OMG huge ? Then show my Unit Certificate to anyone who makes a demeaning remark about my manhood ? Which brings up another question. Where do I carry the certificate ? Folded up in my wallet ? Or should I have it framed with a chain attached so I can hang it on my unit ? Or, should I just take a picture of it and use that as my avitar ? Awaiting your reply with digital camera in hand, stumppy __________________ “As a nation, we can endure damaging policies for a four-year term. But we cannot survive a president willing to terminate our Constitution”
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01-13-2005, 05:27 PM	#146
bogie West Coast Chief Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: california Casino cash: $10004900	I have a serious question. I have a Remington Model 700 bolt action 30-06. I want to put a scope on it. But I also want to be able to use open sites. What brand of scope do you recommend the can be mounted so I can site through or under the scope?
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01-13-2005, 06:18 PM	#148
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01-13-2005, 07:03 PM	#150
Mosbonian On Hiatus Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-1400300	Dear Dr. I: I have just started reading my new favorite column, but sadly it has now caused me a small problem.... You see, while reading the said column, I was caught with fits of insane laughter that caused me to spew soda all over my keyboard and monitor. Are there any suggestions as to how I can clean them without damaging them? Sincerely, mmaddog ********
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