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Old 10-05-2019, 11:00 PM  
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs vs. Indianapolis Colts Gameday THREAD****

Most National Football League football games are in the afternoon. But THIS game? Between the Kansas City Chiefs (my top favorite NFL team) and the Indianapolis Colts? Well, it's a little bit different. THIS game... is on Sunday NIGHT.

OHHHHHHHH SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!

The Kansas City Chiefs are GUARANTEED to finish 19-0 this season. Therefore they are GUARANTEED to win TONIGHT'S GAME. And so here are NINE TEEN FACTS about the game !

1. Andrew Luck's sudden retirement made complete sense to anyone who was paying attention: who wouldn't want to get the hell out of Indianapolis???
2. HOWEVER, Luck later said that he would stay in Indianapolis, due to it being "home." And so his retirement made even more sense: his brain is all messed up!!!!
3. Former Kansas City Chiefs player Justin Houston will make his return to Arrowhead as an Indianapolis Colt!
4. Justin Houston will also be the first dead player to play in an NFL game... because he's DEAD TO ME!!!
5. Speaking of dead, our beloved KC Chiefs killed the Colts in last year's playoffs game!
6. That was the FIRST EVER meeting between the Chiefs and Colts in the playoffs! Wow, what are the odds?
7. Speaking of what are the odds, what are the odds that an opposing quarterback in KC would be named after BBQ... that's right, Jacoby Brisket!
8. Chris Jones will eat Jacoby Brisket tonight!
9. I mean that he will literally consume Jacoby Brisket's flesh!
10. He will slather Jacoby Brisket's flesh in Joe's Kansas City sauce! Yum!
11. Hm, who's the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback again???? Oh yeah.
12. PATRICK MAHOMES!!!!
13. Half of the Colts D is injured and the other half is about to be dismantled by PATRICK MAHOMES!!!!!
14. The current record for most touchdown passes in a single game is 7.
15. PATRICK MAHOMES will throw 7... TEEN touchdowns tonight!!!
16. The Colts coach is named Frank Reich. Ummmm... Nazi much???
17. Chiefs coach Andy Reid's name is not at ALL evocative of the Nazis!
18. Therefore the Chiefs are good and the Colts are evil!!!!
19. PATRICK MAHOMES MVP #1 BEST QB SHALL LEAD THE TEAM TO VICTORY!!!!

I AM INTENSELY SEXUALLY HORNY TO WATCH THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS PLAY THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL TONIGHT!!!!

THEY SHALL WIN THE NFL FOOTBALL GAME!!!!

YES!!!!!

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Old 10-06-2019, 08:00 PM   #1531
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How many possessions have we had? Five? 10 points is not good enough. I put this on the offense way more than the defense right now.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:00 PM   #1532
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Pat needs to be lighting up this OL. No excuse for how poorly they have played
Will he end up like Dan Marino?
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:00 PM   #1533
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Amazing how all of the injured/listed as questionable players on the Colts offense are playing yet Sammy Watkins can’t go.

Even with Mahomes, hard to play in this league without your top two WR’s.

Not helping matters that Kelce is having a headcase game.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:00 PM   #1534
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Gotta get Erving out of the game before Houston kills Mahomes.
Wiley sucks too. Whole left side is garbage.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:00 PM   #1535
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:00 PM   #1536
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Frank Clark. What a joke we spent the moon for him and he Mia when needed. Guess his old division had shitty tackles
Or he got paid and now he's lazy as ****. Happens all the time
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1537
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I wonder if we will attempt to run the ball in the second half.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1538
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The offense just has too many injuries. If we just had Watkins and Fisher this game wouldn't be this close.

But the defense is terrible. There's no excuse for it.
Yeah, we're down three starters at key positions, and Damien is apparently still warming up. We need more than just Mahomes and Pringle.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1539
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The offense just has too many injuries. If we just had Watkins and Fisher this game wouldn't be this close.

But the defense is terrible. There's no excuse for it.
Terrible but only gave up 13, and gave the offense great field position after a pick
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1540
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Yeah I wouldn’t call Indy a bad offense. Brissett came into tonight with 10 TDs.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1541
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The Chiefs are going to **** around and waste the career of the most magical QB ever. Because Chiefs.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1542
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The offense just has too many injuries. If we just had Watkins and Fisher this game wouldn't be this close.

But the defense is terrible. There's no excuse for it.
It is scary that the defense is this damn bad when Mahomes is dirt cheap at $4M per year. What happens later on when he costs $40M per year? They need to focus on the OL, which is nowhere near as good as the media claims. Clearly the defense is garbage even with a cheap QB. Go all in with the OL to protect your franchise QB.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1543
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On that play the ball was tucked in. Do you guys even watch the games?
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:01 PM   #1545
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