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09-13-2013, 03:06 PM | #151 |
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I wave a piece of paper with my picture on it and I'm allowed around high school facilities without paying.
Blam.
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09-13-2013, 03:11 PM | #152 |
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09-13-2013, 03:12 PM | #153 |
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When I'm bored, I can look up huge insurance liability claims to see what the story was. Usually its a dog bite, but there are lots of crazy stories in there to prove that people can be really, really stupid sometimes.
Just now looked up a huge claim: insured was in a boat pulling some kids in a tube, doing figure 8's in a lake. Accidentally sent the tube into some rocks, kids went flying. edit: here's another one. Parents were out of town, 18 year-old son decided to throw a party. Everyone's on the balcony, boozing it up, fight breaks out, someone is shoved over the balcony, boom. Huge medical bills. Moral of the story: parents, make sure your adult kids don't throw wild parties at your house while you are gone.
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09-13-2013, 03:12 PM | #154 |
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09-13-2013, 03:27 PM | #155 |
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Well my old job I worked at Lake Jacomo Marina back in HS.... by far the best/funnest job I've ever had, or ever will have. Hell if the mngr job ever opens up I'll be the first one to go back there and try to apply. It's not a great paying job, but its an okay salary $60K - enough to make a comfortable living on if you're smart w/ money. But the fact that you like coming into work everyday is almost a priceless feeling. Because right now....I make some good money, but I really hate my ****ing job.
Worked outside, worked with many of my closest friends I've had since I was 6-7 yrs old...got to work on boats/outboard motors (learned a lot), it was easy and you got free beer from the drunks that came in and had 2-3 beers left they wanted to get rid of. Do that 20x a day and you have damn near 60 beers of all kinds stored in an iced cooler ready for when the shift ends at 8pm. Then 830 we'd take pontoon parties to the other side of the lake where there aren't many people still out at this time and we party it up.....sometimes stay out there all night. Now my current job? Nothing is cool about it except the fact I have a hot boss who has a nice ass and loves wearing clothes that expose her deadly curves. It's nice eye candy.
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09-13-2013, 07:24 PM | #156 |
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Cool, welll deserved. I wish I had artistic talent. You either got it or you don't. You got boatloads. Probably took my share thats why I can't even draw a good stick figure.
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09-13-2013, 08:25 PM | #157 |
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Back in the 1980s I made Jesus videos for a well known local religious organization. I met a lot of famous athletes and coaches. And had some pretty wild road trips across the USA.
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09-13-2013, 09:02 PM | #158 |
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Oh, we're one step ahead of that, we purposely left a couple things messed up in her apartment so that service request should be coming for real fairly soon. It's too bad the heat wave is over with or I'd just go disable her AC.
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09-13-2013, 09:11 PM | #159 |
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I get rid of vaginal demons
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09-13-2013, 09:12 PM | #160 |
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My coworkers are pretty entertaining.
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09-14-2013, 10:40 AM | #161 |
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I make these.....
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09-14-2013, 10:46 AM | #162 |
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I get paid to go to college
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12-02-2013, 07:04 PM | #163 |
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12-02-2013, 07:19 PM | #164 |
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12-03-2013, 07:31 PM | #165 |
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