Would you buy a male toddler a little tykes kitchen? - Page 11

wutamess · 12-03-2007, 10:45 AM

Heard something funny about that over the weekend.
Was telling a male coworker about it and they said they bought their nephew one for Xmas last year.

Am I the only one that think it's ghey?
NTTAWWT.

**Donger** · 12-03-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Looks like someone's taught you to like boobies.

I was half-watching the recent Dallas game, when I looked over at my boy. His eyes were glued to the screen, which is rare for him. I looked at the TV and the Cowboys' cheerleaders were on. I called out his name, and the look on his face was priceless.

**Bowser** · 12-03-2007, 01:13 PM

GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A PIE!!

dtebbe · 12-03-2007, 01:15 PM

My son (8) has been asking for one for about 3 years now. I just decided to skip the toys and have him start helping me in the kitchen. He does pretty good considering the wife won't let him near the stove.

I learned to cook mostly by not being supervised as a kid. I think I was in 2nd grade when I decided one morning I wanted pancakes. We didn't have any pancake mix, so I got out my moms Betty Crocker cookbook and went to work. Other than getting the quantity of the sugar and salt mixed up... the pancakes were good. From there on I just kept cooking. I was a line chef at the nicest place in our little town by the 8th grade. Learned a lot about life working in the kitchen at that young age. Mostly I learned that every waitress really wants to be doing something else, and that many of them are horny and undersexed..... it was an eye-opening exp. for sure.

DT

**Skip Towne** · 12-03-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Walking it off doesn't make you a man. Some women tolerate pain much better than men.

Liking bobies doesn't make you a man. either.

However, rubbing dirt in a wound only causes infection!
And what's wrong with quiche?

Quickies? Who doesn't like quickies?

dtebbe · 12-03-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A PIE!!

SCZWAT DIDST YOU SAY ZU LITLWE TWERP /braces

crazycoffey · 12-03-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

CrazyCoffey was being facetious.

I said nothing inappropriate

but if I did;
don't hate me
because I'm facetious-ful

crazycoffey · 12-03-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

I know.

But seriously,
who's going to teach my son:
"yes, son, those are boobies, we like them very very much"

F*** the teaching him about liking boobies, I want him to bring some home that will show 'em off to me!

I'm going to be such a dirty old man.....

ClevelandBronco · 12-03-2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly O.T. McWall

its only teh ghey if you fail to recognize that most successful chefs are male.

Exactly.

I don't know why, but males outnumber females when it comes to most acclaimed artists.

Cooking is an art and the best chefs are recognized as artists.

wutamess · 12-03-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

Exactly.

I don't know why, but males outnumber females when it comes to most acclaimed artists.

Cooking is an art and the best chefs are recognized as artists.

I think you all are equating a little tykes kitchen to chef.

Might as well equate...
football to NFL.
lawn mower to landscape artist.
Barbie to fashion designer.
toy guns to murderer/cowboy.

We're talking about a freaking toy, not your son/daughters future.

vailpass · 12-03-2007, 02:22 PM

Let's ask the expert, DenverChief.

Hey DC what do you think: can a kid catch teh ghey from a toy?

ClevelandBronco · 12-03-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

I think you all are acquainting a little tykes kitchen to chef.

Might as well acquaint...
football to NFL.
lawn mower to landscape artist.
Barbie to fashion designer.
toy guns to murderer/cowboy.

We're talking about a freaking toy, not your son/daughters future.

If it's just "a freaking toy," as you say, buy it for him, you cheap ****.

wutamess · 12-03-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Let's ask the expert, DenverChief.

Hey DC what do you think: can a kid catch teh ghey from a toy?

NewChief · 12-03-2007, 05:22 PM

My son is learning right, at least. He was just playing in his kitchen and told my wife it was dirty and she needed to come clean it for him.

**Bwana** · 12-03-2007, 05:27 PM

Tell him to make sure to get a Barbie to go with it as well if he goes that route.

Megbert · 12-03-2007, 05:34 PM

Didn't read all the posts but what if it were a toy BBQ Grill or smoker?

You know something manly?

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dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: SoFlo Casino cash: $9993039	My son (8) has been asking for one for about 3 years now. I just decided to skip the toys and have him start helping me in the kitchen. He does pretty good considering the wife won't let him near the stove. I learned to cook mostly by not being supervised as a kid. I think I was in 2nd grade when I decided one morning I wanted pancakes. We didn't have any pancake mix, so I got out my moms Betty Crocker cookbook and went to work. Other than getting the quantity of the sugar and salt mixed up... the pancakes were good. From there on I just kept cooking. I was a line chef at the nicest place in our little town by the 8th grade. Learned a lot about life working in the kitchen at that young age. Mostly I learned that every waitress really wants to be doing something else, and that many of them are horny and undersexed..... it was an eye-opening exp. for sure. DT
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Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	Didn't read all the posts but what if it were a toy BBQ Grill or smoker? You know something manly?
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