Misc Women suck... - Page 12

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:34 PM

Well stop it.

Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet.

Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too?

Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to peeinherbutt. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly.

This chic hasn't even dumped you.....

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Well stop it.

Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet.

Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too?

Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to pee in my mouth. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly.

This chic hasn't even dumped you.....

You're RIGHT! Why do I care!?! I told you she has a way of getting to me! But yeah, whatever. Once again, I shouldn't make it about her. I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

You just need to **** it and the rest will work out on its own. You are young and single have fun and stick your dick in pretty much anything that moves except for midgets

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:42 PM

Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal

Gross. I'm more a about quality than quantity. I'd rather be without for a year but only be with hot girls, than bang some nasty chick who wants me.

I have high standards, but I do not like sex enough to go hitting ugly chicks or fat chicks, or chicks missing teeth...

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Gross. I'm more a about quality than quantity. I'd rather be without for a year but only be with hot girls, than bang some nasty chick who wants me.

I have high standards, but I do not like sex enough to go hitting ugly chicks or fat chicks, or chicks missing teeth...

Again...Please...Show them a picture of your last girlfriend....

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

She must be the type of girl that wants a guy to take charge and not back down from here turning you down. She's giving you just enough clues.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayhawkerman2001

She must be the type of girl that wants a guy to take charge and not back down from here turning you down. She's giving you just enough clues.

See... fuck that. Why does it have to always be a bout what the girl wants!?! Screw her. I'm not just going to act a certain specific way to get her. I may not get laid, but I'll be me.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:59 PM

We were supposed to go see a movie tomorrow. She said okay Sunday, but said something came up tonight.

BTW, I told the girl that if she was too busy to go to a movie that's fine. I gave her my number, and said to call me if she changed her mind.

So I'm going to go have a fun time, probably won't see the movie (I don't figure she'll call), but I'll find something fun to do. I don't need anyone but me to have a good time!

That's all. Good night!

Mecca · 02-24-2009, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

We were supposed to go see a movie tomorrow. She said okay Sunday, but said something came up tonight.

BTW, I told the girl that if she was too busy to go to a movie that's fine. I gave her my number, and said to call me if she changed her mind.

So I'm going to go have a fun time, probably won't see the movie (I don't figure she'll call), but I'll find something fun to do. I don't need anyone but me to have a good time!

That's all. Good night!

See here is your problem, you are suppose to act like you are super busy and a big deal. When she says she can't make you say something like "well I'm not open again for awhile" then make up womens names you are going out with the next few days..see how she reacts..

Act like your time is super important and you aren't hung up or waiting around for her.

The Buddha · 02-24-2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

See here is your problem, you are suppose to act like you are super busy and a big deal. When she says she can't make you say something like "well I'm not open again for awhile" then make up womens names you are going out with the next few days..see how she reacts..

Act like your time is super important and you aren't hung up or waiting around for her.

I got invited to go hang out with my friends, but he lives a way away from me.

Maybe I should go, then. I know I sure as hell ain't gonna wait around the phone today. I have stuff to dooo, even if some of it isn't fun.

The first time she asked me out to a party with her, I told her I couldn't go. So I'm not rolling over for her or anyone. I'm a busy person.

Really, I'm at the point of just saying, "fuck it." Here I am, either take it or leave it. But then, the inner psychiatrist in me takes over, and I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out. I think her last boyfriend was abusive or something, cause she kinda acts funny like that sometimes.

burt · 02-24-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out.

Does she have a penis? No? Then she is f@cked up! I have been married for 14 years....guess what.....sometimes, she is f@cked up! You can't "help" her...

**luv** · 02-24-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I got invited to go hang out with my friends, but he lives a way away from me.

Maybe I should go, then. I know I sure as hell ain't gonna wait around the phone today. I have stuff to dooo, even if some of it isn't fun.

The first time she asked me out to a party with her, I told her I couldn't go. So I'm not rolling over for her or anyone. I'm a busy person.

Really, I'm at the point of just saying, "fuck it." Here I am, either take it or leave it. But then, the inner psychiatrist in me takes over, and I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out. I think her last boyfriend was abusive or something, cause she kinda acts funny like that sometimes.

Never go into anything thinking you can help/change the other person. Trust me on this one.

The Buddha · 02-24-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

I'm sure others have mentioned it so this will probably just be the 50th post telling you this but...

She's just toying with you for fun while she keeps her eyes open for a better opportunity. If you want to get laid, you have to act like you don't really have time for her and set it up so she thinks other women are chasing you. If you want a relationship with her then you're doomed, cause she's clearly into the games and already judged you unworthy of reeling in without competition. Once the competition is gone and she has you, she'll quickly get bored and start looking around for something better. Not to say you wouldn't have a few great months together but it would be smart to not invest too much in this one.

Rep for this. Thank you for summing up the entire thread. :-)

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Originally Posted by luv

Never go into anything thinking you can help/change the other person. Trust me on this one.

...crap. So much for my helping personality. :-(

MOhillbilly · 02-24-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Really, I'm at the point of just saying, "fuck it." Here I am, either take it or leave it. But then, the inner psychiatrist in me takes over, and I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out. I think her last boyfriend was abusive or something, cause she kinda acts funny like that sometimes.

you think like a ho, when a strong pimp hand is needed.

02-23-2009, 10:34 PM	#1
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Well stop it. Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet. Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too? Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to peeinherbutt. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly. This chic hasn't even dumped you..... Last edited by Iowanian; 02-24-2009 at 10:39 AM..
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The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	We were supposed to go see a movie tomorrow. She said okay Sunday, but said something came up tonight. BTW, I told the girl that if she was too busy to go to a movie that's fine. I gave her my number, and said to call me if she changed her mind. So I'm going to go have a fun time, probably won't see the movie (I don't figure she'll call), but I'll find something fun to do. I don't need anyone but me to have a good time! That's all. Good night!
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