Home and Auto Selling a house - Page 12

**Bugeater** · 02-07-2019, 01:28 AM

Is ****ing maddening. It's nothing but a goddamn string of useless ****ing people with their hands out wanting money.

Seller's agent: Try to get you to underprice your home for a quick, easy sale. Not good at keeping you informed.

Buyers agent: Sit around and wait for a buyer to find something they like online, and go unlock a ****ing door for them.

Home inspectors: Biggest ****ing sham ever. OH WE PROTECT THE BUYER. Yeah just the dumbass lazy buyers who aren't capable of walking around a house and spotting obvious defects on their own. Mostly a way to extort more money from the seller after a deal has been made.

And the closing costs...title fee escrow fee tax stamp blah blah blah what in the earthly **** is all this shit?

$205,000 house....$25,000 just GONE off the top.

Hopefully I'll die in the next house we buy so I don't ever have to go through this shit again.

**2112** · 02-10-2019, 06:06 PM

When is Mrs. Bugeater signing up for CP? We need both sides of this story DAMNIT

**Bugeater** · 02-10-2019, 06:09 PM

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When is Mrs. Bugeater signing up for CP? We need both sides of this story DAMNIT

Of what story? I didn't know there was a story.

**2112** · 02-10-2019, 06:12 PM

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Of what story? I didn't know there was a story.

Never mind lol I’ll shut up now.

**Rain Man** · 02-10-2019, 06:21 PM

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Now that I am home and can see the pic on a full size screen, I can see 8" flue pipe on it, so I was sure it was something with the HVAC system.

Prepare to be disappointed again...

Disappointed? I'm thrilled. The mystery is solved. That's exactly what that is.

The mystery now is why they ran a wood stove flue directly up the middle of their living room. It's a good thing that you took a pass. Their design aesthetic is off.

**LoneWolf** · 02-10-2019, 06:26 PM

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I was just in Wichita..booming.

I was just flipping Lew some shit.

I realize Wichita isn’t the greatest place in the U.S.A. to live, but I grew up in a small town just outside of Wichita and my entire family still lives within 15 minutes of me. It’s home and the wife and I travel enough to not feel like your typical Midwesterner.

**Bugeater** · 02-10-2019, 06:47 PM

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I was just flipping Lew some shit.

I realize Wichita isn’t the greatest place in the U.S.A. to live, but I grew up in a small town just outside of Wichita and my entire family still lives within 15 minutes of me. It’s home and the wife and I travel enough to not feel like your typical Midwesterner.

That's pretty much why I stayed in Omaha this long. It's not real easy to leave everything you've ever known behind.

R Clark · 02-10-2019, 06:49 PM

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I was just flipping Lew some shit.

I realize Wichita isn’t the greatest place in the U.S.A. to live, but I grew up in a small town just outside of Wichita and my entire family still lives within 15 minutes of me. It’s home and the wife and I travel enough to not feel like your typical Midwesterner.

Hey Dodah ain’t so bad,I’ve seen worse for sure hell .I live in wo county try that on for size .it doesn’t suck and it’s slow paced but you drive 85 miles to shop or do the entertainment thing

**Bugeater** · 02-10-2019, 06:49 PM

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Disappointed? I'm thrilled. The mystery is solved. That's exactly what that is.

The mystery now is why they ran a wood stove flue directly up the middle of their living room. It's a good thing that you took a pass. Their design aesthetic is off.

I guess it's me that's disappointed. I was really hoping it was the controls to turn the steps into a flat floor. I'm going to have to build that into our next home.

**Rain Man** · 02-10-2019, 06:54 PM

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I guess it's me that's disappointed. I was really hoping it was the controls to turn the steps into a flat floor. I'm going to have to build that into our next home.

That really should be a standard feature of all homes with stairs.

I pushed to make the door to our bedroom a secret passage door. It's perfectly positioned where you would never know there was a room there if you made the door a secret door. But my wife was reluctant and the architect screwed me over by siding with her.

stevieray · 02-10-2019, 07:05 PM

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I guess it's me that's disappointed. I was really hoping it was the controls to turn the steps into a flat floor. I'm going to have to build that into our next home.

Helluva safety/privacy feature.

**Bugeater** · 02-10-2019, 08:33 PM

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Helluva safety/privacy feature.

This is how Rain Man needed to present the idea to his wife.

**Bugeater** · 02-10-2019, 08:34 PM

On a related note, the house with the urinal also had a false mirror in the hallway outside the master bedroom where you could hide your guns. The Mrs was not impressed by that though. Women...

**Rain Man** · 02-10-2019, 08:49 PM

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This is how Rain Man needed to present the idea to his wife.

I actually did that. I was pointing and gesticulating about "safe room" and "security" and it would have been the coolest thing ever.

Frazod · 02-10-2019, 10:04 PM

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On a related note, the house with the urinal also had a false mirror in the hallway outside the master bedroom where you could hide your guns. The Mrs was not impressed by that though. Women...

**Bugeater** · 02-10-2019, 11:46 PM

This is it right here...

02-07-2019, 01:28 AM
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	Selling a house Is **ing maddening. It's nothing but a goddamn string of useless ing people with their hands out wanting money. Seller's agent: Try to get you to underprice your home for a quick, easy sale. Not good at keeping you informed. Buyers agent: Sit around and wait for a buyer to find something they like online, and go unlock a ing door for them. Home inspectors: Biggest ing sham ever. OH WE PROTECT THE BUYER. Yeah just the dumbass lazy buyers who aren't capable of walking around a house and spotting obvious defects on their own. Mostly a way to extort more money from the seller after a deal has been made. And the closing costs...title fee escrow fee tax stamp blah blah blah what in the earthly ** is all this shit? $205,000 house....$25,000 just GONE off the top. Hopefully I'll die in the next house we buy so I don't ever have to go through this shit again.
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02-10-2019, 08:34 PM	#177
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	On a related note, the house with the urinal also had a false mirror in the hallway outside the master bedroom where you could hide your guns. The Mrs was not impressed by that though. Women...
Posts: 70,443

02-10-2019, 11:46 PM	#180
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	This is it right here...
Posts: 70,443