*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

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View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[493rd]

Target is Edge always was

[RunKC]

Can’t see the Bengals taking Murphy. Hendrickson has multiple years left on contract, Hubbard just got a contract and they have Ossai. Maybe an interior rusher like Breese

[Chiefnj2]

If Murphy and Porter go before KC it’ll be a bit of a disappointment.

[The Franchise]

We have our LT already. Been saying that shit for forever now.

[lewdog]

Going edge now.

[TLO]

TRADE DOWN. ABANDON SHIP

[Skyy God]

Originally Posted by jjchieffan

It's a contract year for Sneed. Veach hasn't made a priority of re-signing his free agents after their rookie deals. Just as well get a good pick for him now.

Gonna let him walk next year.

[Coach]

There's good value on defense now.

Branch would be a good back end safety or Brents or Porter as a CB.

Or Smith or Murphy as a Edge.

[kccrow]

I'll ****ing go nuts (in a good way) if we get Hyatt. He's the one guy I've wanted all along. Please Bart.

[Rain Man]

Why do we think Murphy has dropped so far? I was always seeing him going before Pick 20 in the mocks.

[dlphg9]

Thank God no more tackles with 1st round grades. Did not want a 1st round tackle.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

15 on offense

12 on Defense

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by kccrow

Have to think we're getting one of these guys now:
CB Joey Porter Jr
DE Myles Murphy
WR Jalin Hyatt

I can't believe Porter has fell I really think he's a better CB than guys like Gonzalez. He put on a clinic against Purdue last year

[Couch-Potato]

ESPN has Mingo > Hyatt

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Coach

There's good value on defense now.

Branch would be a good back end safety or Brents or Porter as a CB.

Or Smith or Murphy as a Edge.

Actually, Branch is a reasonable consideration now. I wouldn't mind that at all.