**** Official Chiefs VS Patriots AFC Championship Game Thread ****

[007]

To hell with all the superstitions. Go get that Lamar Hunt trophy. The time is now.

Bring it home Chiefs!!!

January 20, 2019
5:40pm CST kickoff
Arrowhead Stadium
Kansas City, MO

[PatriotsGuy]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

TRAITORS!

They said they gave BB the remote

[Angry fan]

Originally Posted by MatriculatingHank

4 million a year to screw over Patriots opponents. Where do I sign up? Who cares about football, I need those dubs!

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by PatriotsGuy

They said they gave BB the remote

[RobertWeathers]

Originally Posted by Superturtle

He'd be the authority since his stupid ass has to grab a fistful of jersey on any receiver who runs relatively fast in the NFL

Ouch

[In58men]

So, I work a 9/80 schedule and today is my Friday. Off until Monday.

I’m officially nervous fellas.

[Kiimo]

Originally Posted by In58men

So, I work a 9/80 schedule and today is my Friday. Off until Monday.

I’m officially nervous fellas.

Nervous?

We're going to the Super Bowl. And winning it.

And can you imagine Kansas City for the next year? Let me spell it out.

Altogether 2019 in Kansas City was a marvelous year. Not only was there wonderful sunshine and delicious rain, in due times and perfect measure, but there seemed something more: an air of richness and growth, and a gleam of a beauty beyond that of mortal summers that flicker and pass upon this Middle of the Country.

All the children born or begotten in that year, and there were many, were fair to see and strong armed, and most of them had a rich curly reddish hair that had before been rare among the Kingdom.

The food was so plentiful that young Kansas Citians very nearly bathed in ketchup and steak; and later they sat on the lawns under the plum trees and ate until they had made piles of stones like small pyramids or the heaped Bronco skulls of a conqueror, and then they moved on. And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

Vines were laden and the yield of “leaf” was astonishing; and everywhere there was so much wheat that at Harvest every bakery was stuffed. The Boulevard barley was so fine that the beer of 2019 malt was long remembered and became a byword. Indeed a generation later one might hear an old construction worker at an inn, after a good pint of well-earned ale, put down his mug with a sigh: “Ahh! That was proper Showtime 2019, that was!”

[VAGOMO 4 LIFE!]

So which Chiefs greats will be at the game? I hope Tamba and DJ are there. JC as well

[Angry fan]

Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

So which Chiefs greats will be at the game? I hope Tamba and DJ are there. JC as well

I'd like to see Len Dawson there so he can tell us about how Tom Brady cheated by deflating footballs and then measuring a gameday ball with his secret gauge and proving that Tom Brady deflated footballs. Thus declaring Tom Brady is once again a cheater.

[In58men]

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

Nervous?

We're going to the Super Bowl. And winning it.

And can you imagine Kansas City for the next year? Let me spell it out.

Altogether 2019 in Kansas City was a marvelous year. Not only was there wonderful sunshine and delicious rain, in due times and perfect measure, but there seemed something more: an air of richness and growth, and a gleam of a beauty beyond that of mortal summers that flicker and pass upon this Middle of the Country.

All the children born or begotten in that year, and there were many, were fair to see and strong armed, and most of them had a rich curly reddish hair that had before been rare among the Kingdom.

The food was so plentiful that young Kansas Citians very nearly bathed in ketchup and steak; and later they sat on the lawns under the plum trees and ate until they had made piles of stones like small pyramids or the heaped Bronco skulls of a conqueror, and then they moved on. And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

Vines were laden and the yield of “leaf” was astonishing; and everywhere there was so much wheat that at Harvest every bakery was stuffed. The Boulevard barley was so fine that the beer of 2019 malt was long remembered and became a byword. Indeed a generation later one might hear an old construction worker at an inn, after a good pint of well-earned ale, put down his mug with a sigh: “Ahh! That was proper Showtime 2019, that was!”

This could be the best post I’ve read on CP!!

Like ever!

[007]

I have a feeling we will see some pre recorded hype video with Rob riggle and Eric stonestreet before the game

[BleedingRed]

ETA till brad pitt and Paul Rudd show up?

[suzzer99]

Stonestreet came on the RGR podcast. Dude is seriously knowledgeable.

[Hammock Parties]

OK, here's what I have cooking.

I re-did the 142.2 intro. All new shots. All new HQ voiceover.

And I'm cutting in Clark Hunt as Arnold.

Shot of Clarkzenegger looking into the sky, caked in mud.

Cut to Arrowhead in the jungle. Super Blood Wolf Moon slowly illuminates everything in red.

Back to Clarkzenegger. Super Blood Wolf Moon light slowly illuminates him.

Clarkzenegger strikes a match. The match is the drumstick from the pregame drum beat. He has a little drum on the end of his torch.

Clark lights his drum torch and bellows into the night sky, beckoning the Bradytor to fight.

Cut to title splash:

BRADYTOR

Payback time.


Too bad you have to wait til Saturday

[Buckweath]

I just wanted to post this here again: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...efs-in-trouble

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by BleedingRed

ETA till brad pitt and Paul Rudd show up?

Henry Cavill must have tickets