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Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
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12-21-2014, 07:52 AM | #1 | |
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Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds Last edited by Perineum Ripper; 12-21-2014 at 08:02 AM.. |
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12-21-2014, 08:01 AM | #2 | |
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Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg! The dolphin: Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh" |
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12-21-2014, 08:46 AM | #3 |
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Doesn't seem nice II
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12-21-2014, 08:46 AM | #4 |
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Doesn't seem nice.
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12-19-2014, 05:11 PM | #5 |
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You Put the bald man in
You pull the bald man out And you shake it all around That's what it's all about
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12-19-2014, 10:40 PM | #6 | |
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Rhythm is definitely NOT gonna get you. That might be the whitest, most middle aged, ****ing casserole supper and TV Guide, shit I've read in a while.
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12-19-2014, 10:44 PM | #7 |
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12-20-2014, 02:24 PM | #8 | |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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See what I did there!
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12-19-2014, 05:40 PM | #9 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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I try sweet home Alabama but it always sounds more like La Bamba
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12-19-2014, 05:42 PM | #10 |
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Couple times every three weeks.
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12-19-2014, 05:54 PM | #11 |
"Think BOOM!"
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12-19-2014, 06:10 PM | #12 |
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His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?
Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.
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12-19-2014, 06:13 PM | #13 | |
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That explains so much.
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12-19-2014, 06:20 PM | #14 |
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Wife's is the 18th. We should have a threesome next year.
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12-19-2014, 06:22 PM | #15 |
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My step dad's is the 16th, can't we just trade?
Your wife is hot but Cooter was never my favorite character.
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