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08-22-2004, 10:21 PM | #5 |
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If she's ugly
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08-22-2004, 10:23 PM | #6 |
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If you're too shy to ask directly, go to the girl's mom and ask her if she'd be interested in participating in a mother-daughter threesome. If she is, then she'll probably take care of the arrangements.
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08-22-2004, 10:24 PM | #7 |
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Iowanian i don't want to see that, even if it is an X-ray.
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How the hell did that get up there? Nevermind, i don't want to know.
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