*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Couch-Potato]

god, philly D-Line is so mean.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Eagles defense is looking primed for Mahomes to ram his 2x Super Bowl MVP dick up their ass.

[WhawhaWhat]

North Athens in Philly.

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Bump

poor Levis

Look at the ass surrounding him right now. hbf

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Texans and Eagles killed it in rd 1

[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

maybe Cris Collinsworth was right?

[Gary Cooper]

Originally Posted by chiefforlife

How the **** did we get here? It was looking so good for us...

Originally Posted by chiefforlife

Branch, Mayer, Porter??

What did you expect? They were picking #31. It's not like the other teams were going to start drafting 2nd round prospects between 20-30.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Joey Porter Jr is a no brainer to me here, IMO.

He's a perfect Spags corner.

His dad was born in KCMO

[Rain Man]

Nolan Smith wants dinner with Ray Lewis and Von Miller?

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[Iconic]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Joey Porter Jr is a no brainer to me here, IMO.

He's a perfect Spags corner.

might spell the end for sneeds 2nd term here

[notorious]

Bringing out the hardware.

[Chiefnj2]

Porter is bpa.
Felix might be best at position of need.

[Coach]

An interesting scenario....

The Chiefs don't have to technically pick right now, because they have the last pick for today. They could stall for more time if they wanted to since Round 2 doesn't technically start until tomorrow....

[Couch-Potato]

HYATT???!!!

[kccrow]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Joey Porter Jr is a no brainer to me here, IMO.

He's a perfect Spags corner.

I wouldn't bitch but I'm wondering what the problem is exactly. He's too talented. Something is up with his character or something.