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Jilly · 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM

Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?

DMAC · 06-16-2009, 08:54 AM

Men have the ability to posess "mojo".

JD10367 · 06-16-2009, 09:05 AM

I think my views are pretty similar to most.

1.) Peeing standing up. Highly underrated.

2.) The ability to swear, and straight-talk. Men can be a lot blunter and forthright.

3.) Not having to worry about getting pregnant.

4.) Not bleeding every 28 days.

5.) Not having to worry about how I look. Women have to spend so much time and money on primping and accessories. I have a pair of work jeans, and a pair of day-off jeans, and a bunch of T-shirts, and maintenance as taught by my dad was "the three Ses" of "shit, shave, and shower", and then slap on a little deodorant and cologne and run a comb through the hair and you're good to go. Women have high heels, dresses, handbags, earrings, other accessories, all to be coordinated, the hair to be done just right, et cetera.

6.) In a related vein, not having to worry about how I walk, how I sit, etc.,. I can drop onto a chair, legs akimbo. I can shuffle, swagger, lurch, spit, scratch, belch, whatever.

7.) I haven't verified this, but I think peeing feels better for men. You know what I mean, guys? When you REALLY have to go and it's so good to get it out it's like a mini-orgasm? The women I've queried on the subject say all they feel is an intense pressure, for the most part.

8.) Being able to walk around and only worry about getting mugged, not getting raped. (Although this really depends on the city you're in, and what neighborhood.)

9.) Not being underestimated. Passed over for a promotion. Told I drive like shit. Told I can't figure out electrical stuff. Treated like an object. Et cetera.

10.) Not having to feel responsible for housework. I'm not saying a man shouldn't do it, I'm just saying so many women feel they HAVE to do it, know what I mean?

On the other hand... women get multiple orgasms. And they look SO much better than we do. Really, if guys could be women for a day, and we were a good-lookin' woman, we'd probably spend the day locked in the bedroom with a giant mirror and a vibrator, going, "This is so cool!"

DMAC · 06-16-2009, 09:07 AM

Some men are homosexuals...this is not a good quality of some men.

Katipan · 06-16-2009, 09:08 AM

Oh no. It definitely feels wonderful when you've been holding it for a while and you let it all out. Orgasms are way better but they're supposed to be.

Jilly · 06-16-2009, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

Oh no. It definitely feels wonderful when you've been holding it for a while and you let it all out. Orgasms are way better but they're supposed to be.

I've been told that you can't pee while you orgasm, but that if you did "pee" while you orgasm'ed it actually isn't pee, just something I learned recently.

Katipan · 06-16-2009, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

I've been told that you can't pee while you orgasm, but that if you did "pee" while you orgasm'ed it actually isn't pee, just something I learned recently.

I know guys can't.

oooh my. Total flashback.

I know for a fact I can not pee with a penis inside me. I tried.

Jilly · 06-16-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

I know guys can't.

oooh my. Total flashback.

I know for a fact I can not pee with a penis inside me. I tried.

Did you tell him you were trying or was it just your own little secret you were trying out?

JD10367 · 06-16-2009, 09:27 AM

This thread just took a magnificent turn.

Katipan · 06-16-2009, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

Did you tell him you were trying or was it just your own little secret you were trying out?

"baby wait. i have to pee."
"why didn't you think of that before?"
"i didn't have to go before."
"i make you have to pee?"
"too deep"
"i'm not the one on top"
"baby I'm going to pee on you!"
"we all make sacrifices"

Jilly · 06-16-2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

"baby wait. i have to pee."
"why didn't you think of that before?"
"i didn't have to go before."
"i make you have to pee?"
"too deep"
"i'm not the one on top"
"baby I'm going to pee on you!"
"we all make sacrifices"

I HATE needing to pee whilst having the sex. There is absolutely NO sexy way of excusing yourself to do that. But wow, how awesome of him to be so sacrificial! Must make him a real man.

Katipan · 06-16-2009, 09:37 AM

But I couldn't pee.

So he only has the potential to be a real man.

Jilly · 06-16-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

But I couldn't pee.

So he only has the potential to be a real man.

I couldn't have peed either, that's just too much. I'm just not into that whole pissing on people thing, it's like the one line I don't cross...that and animals.

Chief Pote · 06-16-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

"baby wait. i have to pee."
"why didn't you think of that before?"
"i didn't have to go before."
"i make you have to pee?"
"too deep"
"i'm not the one on top"
"baby I'm going to pee on you!"
"we all make sacrifices"

Your turn......Jilly made her comment and now it's your turn.

FAX · 06-16-2009, 09:43 AM

If we're ever having sex, Ms. Katipan, and you have to pee, please feel free to tell me immediately.

Thank you.

FAX

Katipan · 06-16-2009, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

I couldn't have peed either, that's just too much. I'm just not into that whole pissing on people thing, it's like the one line I don't cross...that and animals.

I wasn't excited about it!!!

06-15-2009, 12:35 PM
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $10004925	What do you like about being a man? Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating? What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?
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06-16-2009, 08:54 AM	#196
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06-16-2009, 09:05 AM	#197
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I think my views are pretty similar to most. 1.) Peeing standing up. Highly underrated. 2.) The ability to swear, and straight-talk. Men can be a lot blunter and forthright. 3.) Not having to worry about getting pregnant. 4.) Not bleeding every 28 days. 5.) Not having to worry about how I look. Women have to spend so much time and money on primping and accessories. I have a pair of work jeans, and a pair of day-off jeans, and a bunch of T-shirts, and maintenance as taught by my dad was "the three Ses" of "shit, shave, and shower", and then slap on a little deodorant and cologne and run a comb through the hair and you're good to go. Women have high heels, dresses, handbags, earrings, other accessories, all to be coordinated, the hair to be done just right, et cetera. 6.) In a related vein, not having to worry about how I walk, how I sit, etc.,. I can drop onto a chair, legs akimbo. I can shuffle, swagger, lurch, spit, scratch, belch, whatever. 7.) I haven't verified this, but I think peeing feels better for men. You know what I mean, guys? When you REALLY have to go and it's so good to get it out it's like a mini-orgasm? The women I've queried on the subject say all they feel is an intense pressure, for the most part. 8.) Being able to walk around and only worry about getting mugged, not getting raped. (Although this really depends on the city you're in, and what neighborhood.) 9.) Not being underestimated. Passed over for a promotion. Told I drive like shit. Told I can't figure out electrical stuff. Treated like an object. Et cetera. 10.) Not having to feel responsible for housework. I'm not saying a man shouldn't do it, I'm just saying so many women feel they HAVE to do it, know what I mean? On the other hand... women get multiple orgasms. And they look SO much better than we do. Really, if guys could be women for a day, and we were a good-lookin' woman, we'd probably spend the day locked in the bedroom with a giant mirror and a vibrator, going, "This is so cool!"
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06-16-2009, 09:07 AM	#198
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06-16-2009, 09:08 AM	#199
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2380351	Oh no. It definitely feels wonderful when you've been holding it for a while and you let it all out. Orgasms are way better but they're supposed to be. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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06-16-2009, 09:27 AM	#203
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06-16-2009, 09:37 AM	#206
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2380351	But I couldn't pee. So he only has the potential to be a real man. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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06-16-2009, 09:43 AM	#209
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