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04-24-2011, 11:40 AM | #196 |
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Ooooooooo thates jus gotta hurt aint it ?
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04-24-2011, 11:41 AM | #197 | |
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04-24-2011, 11:46 AM | #198 |
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P.S. I'd love to know in what universe a newspaper headline can be used as evidence of a legal definition.
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04-24-2011, 11:46 AM | #199 | |
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An iffin he had run in pulled down hur draws..........." Godam yew need a quarter pounder t' hold agenst thate " |
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04-24-2011, 12:28 PM | #200 | |
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04-24-2011, 01:09 PM | #201 |
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A friend has a small family business in a rough area. He put a loud, obnoxious alarm in the store. Shit starts, he hits the alarm & the low-brow troublemakers hit the bricks instantly. Especially when he starts yelling "The cops are here! The cops are here!" I know that he's done it at least twice and it worked perfectly both times. And that is fortunate for the perps because he keeps a nasty little shotgun under the counter, just in case. (As far as I know, he's never had to point it at anyone.)
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04-24-2011, 01:24 PM | #202 |
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Weeeeeel he'd av t' point at me thur once. Them sawn-offs are terribly fierce.
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04-24-2011, 02:23 PM | #203 |
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I aint sayin yew shud hav' actually dun anythin..........exceptin................. if yew were carryin a Colt............................then it was yaw public duty t' fill um wi holes.
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04-24-2011, 02:26 PM | #204 | |
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Thate was meant t' relate t' thur steakhouse comparison. The shurriffs gone done corrected me, as they surely shud. Thaink Yew. Mah blood wasa boilin. |
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04-24-2011, 02:35 PM | #205 |
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Kev, i hope that shtick has about run its course.
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04-24-2011, 02:39 PM | #206 |
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mult fail.......... still
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04-24-2011, 02:43 PM | #207 |
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No this really is Coyote Kev. Ah've found this in thur past. Iffin yer a little bit different, yew 'r' picked on. Ah've learnt t' use such sheeeeet against sidewinders.
I mean what if I had learnt to speak and write like that. It don't make me bad. Or un-worthy. I jus bin livin sooooo long I see thate the arguements never change, and, niether dus thur fun of life. I AM WHAT I AM. Live wi' it. By thur way I lurved thate fellas beer advert. |
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04-24-2011, 02:53 PM | #208 | |
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04-24-2011, 02:56 PM | #209 |
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Only a wimp wears goggles t' smoke a joint. Yew little monkee.
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04-24-2011, 03:09 PM | #210 | |
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