Life Stupid Tourist Tricks - Page 15

**Rain Man** · 08-15-2020, 03:31 PM

If that buffalo ran off with her pants, I wonder if it also got her keys and wallet and ID. She may get home and it'll be sitting on her couch waiting to finish the job.

**Bwana** · 11-11-2020, 08:42 AM

Not a good idea: cooking chicken in thermal features at Yellowstone National Park

Lets fire up the yard bird in the thermal pot!

Three men have been punished after they allegedly put whole chickens into a thermal feature in Yellowstone National Park.

It happened on Aug. 7, 2020.

Eric K. Romriell of Idaho was found guilty of violating 36 CFR 7.13(j) Foot travel in thermal area, and 36 CFR 1.5(f) Food in thermal area. He was ordered to pay $1,250 in fines and fees, banned from entering Yellowstone National Park for two years, and placed on unsupervised probation for two years.

Eric D. Roberts and Dallas C. Roberts of Utah were found guilty of violating 36 CFR 7.13(j) Foot travel in thermal area. Both were ordered to serve two days in jail and pay $540 in fines and fees. They were also banned from entering Yellowstone for two years, and placed on unsupervised probation for two years.

https://www.ktvq.com/news/montana-an...-national-park

Kman34 · 11-11-2020, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Not a good idea: cooking chicken in thermal features at Yellowstone National Park

Lets fire up the yard bird in the thermal pot!

Three men have been punished after they allegedly put whole chickens into a thermal feature in Yellowstone National Park.

It happened on Aug. 7, 2020.

Eric K. Romriell of Idaho was found guilty of violating 36 CFR 7.13(j) Foot travel in thermal area, and 36 CFR 1.5(f) Food in thermal area. He was ordered to pay $1,250 in fines and fees, banned from entering Yellowstone National Park for two years, and placed on unsupervised probation for two years.

Eric D. Roberts and Dallas C. Roberts of Utah were found guilty of violating 36 CFR 7.13(j) Foot travel in thermal area. Both were ordered to serve two days in jail and pay $540 in fines and fees. They were also banned from entering Yellowstone for two years, and placed on unsupervised probation for two years.

https://www.ktvq.com/news/montana-an...-national-park

I hear thermal cooked chicken is delicious... Expensive, and will cost you your freedom, but delicious...

**Bwana** · 11-11-2020, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Kman34

I hear thermal cooked chicken is delicious... Expensive, and will cost you your freedom, but delicious...

I'm sure sulfur boiled into the meat is delicious!

Kman34 · 11-11-2020, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I'm sure sulfur boiled into the meat is delicious!

**Dartgod** · 11-11-2020, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I'm sure sulfur boiled into the meat is delicious!

I usually marinate my chicken in rotten eggs overnight before grilling.

crispystl · 11-11-2020, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I'm sure sulfur boiled into the meat is delicious!

That was my first thought as well.

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R Clark · 07-09-2021, 09:22 AM

Taste like chicken

displacedinMN · 01-01-2022, 07:06 PM

KEY WEST, Fla. — Police in Florida are searching for two people who burned a part of Key West's famous Southernmost Point buoy early New Year's Day after setting a fire near the tourist attraction.

Authorities said two males lit a Christmas tree on fire in front of the buoy around 3:30 a.m. Saturday and the flames charred sections of the colorful, 4-ton (3,600-kilogram) cement monument that reads "90 miles to Cuba, Southernmost Point, Continental U.S.A."

Archival webcam images of the buoy from a marketing company shows two people lighting the tree on fire near the marker, with the flames leaving a large black burn mark on the monument.

The webcam showed tourists gathering near the damaged buoy for pictures later Saturday.

The red, yellow, black and white marker resembles a giant marine navigational buoy. It proclaims that Key West is 90 miles (145 kilometers) from Havana. Artists restored the monument after it was damaged during Hurricane Irma in 2017.

displacedinMN · 05-30-2022, 07:58 AM

PARIS — A man seemingly disguised as an old woman in a wheelchair threw a piece of cake at the glass protecting the Mona Lisa at the Louvre Museum and shouted at people to think of planet Earth.

The Paris prosecutor's office said Monday that the 36-year-old man was detained following Sunday's incident and sent to a police psychiatric unit. An investigation has been opened into the damage of cultural artifacts.

Videos posted on social media showed a young man in a wig and lipstick who had arrived in a wheelchair. The man, whose identity was unknown, was also seen throwing roses in the museum gallery to slack-jawed guests.

The cake attack left a conspicuous white creamy smear on the glass but the famous work by Leonardo da Vinci wasn't damaged.

Security guards were filmed escorting the wig-wearing man away as he called out to the surprised visitors in the gallery: "Think of the Earth! There are people who are destroying the Earth! Think about it. Artists tell you: think of the Earth. That's why I did this."

Guards were then filmed cleaning the cake from the glass. A Louvre statement confirmed the attack on the artwork involving a "patisserie."

The 16th-century Renaissance masterpiece has seen a lot in its over-500 years in existence.

The painting was stolen in 1911 by a museum employee, an event which increased the painting's international fame. It was also damaged in an acid attack perpetrated by a vandal in the 1950s, and has since been kept behind glass.

In 2009, a Russian woman who was angry at not being able to get French citizenship threw a ceramic cup at it, smashing the cup but not harming the glass or the painting.

**Bwana** · 05-30-2022, 11:51 AM

While it has become a ubiquitous idiom, the true impacts of poking a bear have never been studied. Obviously, the unfortunate outcome was inevitable, but sometimes science needs to prove what we think we already know. With that in mind, we can now confidently remind everyone to please avoid poking bears.

**Bwana** · 06-01-2022, 06:30 AM

It starts:
Yellowstone visitor dies after bison gores her, tosses her 10 feet
A woman from Ohio had come within 10 feet of a female bison, park officials said.

**notorious** · 06-01-2022, 06:54 AM

Should be renamed “Darwinstone”.

**Bwana** · 06-28-2022, 08:19 PM

Today
The little kid damn near got smoked.

**lewdog** · 06-29-2022, 08:49 PM

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Today
The little kid damn near got smoked.

That thing came charging them from quite a ways away when the video started. I wonder if they were taunting it?

08-15-2020, 03:31 PM	#1
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11-11-2020, 08:42 AM	#2
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139163647	Not a good idea: cooking chicken in thermal features at Yellowstone National Park Lets fire up the yard bird in the thermal pot! Three men have been punished after they allegedly put whole chickens into a thermal feature in Yellowstone National Park. It happened on Aug. 7, 2020. Eric K. Romriell of Idaho was found guilty of violating 36 CFR 7.13(j) Foot travel in thermal area, and 36 CFR 1.5(f) Food in thermal area. He was ordered to pay $1,250 in fines and fees, banned from entering Yellowstone National Park for two years, and placed on unsupervised probation for two years. Eric D. Roberts and Dallas C. Roberts of Utah were found guilty of violating 36 CFR 7.13(j) Foot travel in thermal area. Both were ordered to serve two days in jail and pay $540 in fines and fees. They were also banned from entering Yellowstone for two years, and placed on unsupervised probation for two years. https://www.ktvq.com/news/montana-an...-national-park __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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07-09-2021, 09:22 AM	#8
R Clark Veteran Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $4804900	Taste like chicken
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01-01-2022, 07:06 PM	#9
displacedinMN It was not a fair catch Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Correcting papers Casino cash: $2552630	KEY WEST, Fla. — Police in Florida are searching for two people who burned a part of Key West's famous Southernmost Point buoy early New Year's Day after setting a fire near the tourist attraction. Authorities said two males lit a Christmas tree on fire in front of the buoy around 3:30 a.m. Saturday and the flames charred sections of the colorful, 4-ton (3,600-kilogram) cement monument that reads "90 miles to Cuba, Southernmost Point, Continental U.S.A." Archival webcam images of the buoy from a marketing company shows two people lighting the tree on fire near the marker, with the flames leaving a large black burn mark on the monument. The webcam showed tourists gathering near the damaged buoy for pictures later Saturday. The red, yellow, black and white marker resembles a giant marine navigational buoy. It proclaims that Key West is 90 miles (145 kilometers) from Havana. Artists restored the monument after it was damaged during Hurricane Irma in 2017. __________________ #investigatecarlcheffers
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05-30-2022, 07:58 AM	#10
displacedinMN It was not a fair catch Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Correcting papers Casino cash: $2552630	PARIS — A man seemingly disguised as an old woman in a wheelchair threw a piece of cake at the glass protecting the Mona Lisa at the Louvre Museum and shouted at people to think of planet Earth. The Paris prosecutor's office said Monday that the 36-year-old man was detained following Sunday's incident and sent to a police psychiatric unit. An investigation has been opened into the damage of cultural artifacts. Videos posted on social media showed a young man in a wig and lipstick who had arrived in a wheelchair. The man, whose identity was unknown, was also seen throwing roses in the museum gallery to slack-jawed guests. The cake attack left a conspicuous white creamy smear on the glass but the famous work by Leonardo da Vinci wasn't damaged. Security guards were filmed escorting the wig-wearing man away as he called out to the surprised visitors in the gallery: "Think of the Earth! There are people who are destroying the Earth! Think about it. Artists tell you: think of the Earth. That's why I did this." Guards were then filmed cleaning the cake from the glass. A Louvre statement confirmed the attack on the artwork involving a "patisserie." The 16th-century Renaissance masterpiece has seen a lot in its over-500 years in existence. The painting was stolen in 1911 by a museum employee, an event which increased the painting's international fame. It was also damaged in an acid attack perpetrated by a vandal in the 1950s, and has since been kept behind glass. In 2009, a Russian woman who was angry at not being able to get French citizenship threw a ceramic cup at it, smashing the cup but not harming the glass or the painting. __________________ #investigatecarlcheffers
Posts: 36,640

05-30-2022, 11:51 AM	#11
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139163647	While it has become a ubiquitous idiom, the true impacts of poking a bear have never been studied. Obviously, the unfortunate outcome was inevitable, but sometimes science needs to prove what we think we already know. With that in mind, we can now confidently remind everyone to please avoid poking bears. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
Posts: 69,804

06-01-2022, 06:30 AM	#12
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139163647	It starts: Yellowstone visitor dies after bison gores her, tosses her 10 feet A woman from Ohio had come within 10 feet of a female bison, park officials said. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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06-01-2022, 06:54 AM	#13
notorious Supporter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Who knows? Casino cash: $2535884	Should be renamed “Darwinstone”.
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06-28-2022, 08:19 PM	#14
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139163647	Today The little kid damn near got smoked. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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