ChiefsPlanet Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members? - Page 15

**Rain Man** · 04-28-2010, 09:46 AM

With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos.

So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member?

If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers.

I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-28-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I think latex smells good .

I'm sure the hogs love it

Saccopoo · 04-29-2010, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

It was sarcasm. I think I'm getting the feel for Mr. Show Me.

I really am terrified of reading through another four pages to find out that this is your little brother.

Sofa King · 04-29-2010, 07:48 AM

this thread took a turn for the not funny....

Wheres the FUNNY????

this thread sucks now.... /walks off

MOhillbilly · 04-29-2010, 08:20 AM

no shit. let the noobs in and see what happens.

puke!

**gblowfish** · 04-29-2010, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark

WE'RE supposed to be asking the questions, here.

(30, i think)
sec

This reminds me of my favorite Nazi knock knock joke.

Nazi: Knock Knock...
Prisoner: Who's there?
Nazi: WE ARE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!! (smack guy in face with glove)

**Tribal Warfare** · 04-29-2010, 08:38 AM

I thought Iowainian's Keyboard of doom thread was the ChiefsPlanet interview

kindra68 · 04-29-2010, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DonTellMeShowMe

No, what girl would join the chiefs forum

(well...any fb forum for that matter)

only those of us that kickass....

Jilly · 04-29-2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

I really am terrified of reading through another four pages to find out that this is your little brother.

gross

Pablo · 04-29-2010, 11:14 AM

Would you rather drink bloody goat piss than a bottle of Busch Light?

Do you make $250K a year and have a 11" cock?

Can you throw a football 65 yards?

Oh and BTW n00bs...I just sharted some sort of yellow turkey gravy. Then proceeded to the bathroom where I shit out some bright yellow popcorn ball looking mess that exploded into a million pieces of goodness upon flushing. Sort of like egg drop soup. I think the combination of too much booze, eating too many mushrooms and this mystery sickness I've come down with created this delightful poop.

Christofire · 04-29-2010, 01:04 PM

If we're still taking questions, here's one:

Name one of the two signature quotes that Marty Schottenheimer made in the early 90s that the TV announcers would not stop repeating every damn week for the rest of the season. Hint: Each quote was about a different player.

Christofire · 04-29-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

Would you rather drink bloody goat piss than a bottle of Busch Light?

This is a trick question, by the way. Everybody knows you only drink Busch Light out of a can.

**chasedude** · 04-29-2010, 02:00 PM

Do you hang out in your garage/driveway sitting in lawn chairs chugging beers?

Hydrae · 04-29-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94

Back to the topic.

Katie Horner says that an F6 (or whatever) tornado is heading your way. What do you do?

a) head for the hills, we all gonna die

b) it's too late, too, too late

c) never in the history of the world has a female weatherMAN ever been right

d) pop open another budweiser and enjoy the show

e) post about it on the Planet

big nasty kcnut · 04-29-2010, 02:20 PM

Do you have any hot cheerleaders pictures are you willing to share? Do you read my blog? Do you yell shut up pete in a thread why not you think your better then me huh punk? Also did you get that thing i sent you?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 04-29-2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I'm sure the hogs love it

Rep.

View Poll Results: Do you support a standard list of interview questions for new Planet members?
Absolutely. We have standards. Technically.	27	28.42%
No, if somebody wants to join, they already are messed up enough to get in.	24	25.26%
What standards would we possibly have that would be low enough?	30	31.58%
I wish Gaz was around to weigh in on this.	14	14.74%
Voters: 95. You may not vote on this poll

04-28-2010, 09:46 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-742449 VARSITY	Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members? With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos. So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member? If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers. I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.
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04-29-2010, 07:48 AM	#213
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-420000 VARSITY	this thread took a turn for the not funny.... Wheres the FUNNY???? this thread sucks now.... /walks off
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04-29-2010, 08:20 AM	#214
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	no shit. let the noobs in and see what happens. puke! __________________ True Son of Liberty
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04-29-2010, 08:38 AM	#216
Tribal Warfare Man of Culture Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Far Beyond Comprehension Casino cash: $-3057187	I thought Iowainian's Keyboard of doom thread was the ChiefsPlanet interview __________________
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04-29-2010, 11:14 AM	#219
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1950644	Would you rather drink bloody goat piss than a bottle of Busch Light? Do you make $250K a year and have a 11" cock? Can you throw a football 65 yards? Oh and BTW n00bs...I just sharted some sort of yellow turkey gravy. Then proceeded to the bathroom where I shit out some bright yellow popcorn ball looking mess that exploded into a million pieces of goodness upon flushing. Sort of like egg drop soup. I think the combination of too much booze, eating too many mushrooms and this mystery sickness I've come down with created this delightful poop. Last edited by Pablo; 04-29-2010 at 11:19 AM..
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04-29-2010, 01:04 PM	#220
Christofire Aberzombie and Fitch Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Southwest Kansas Casino cash: $10004950	If we're still taking questions, here's one: Name one of the two signature quotes that Marty Schottenheimer made in the early 90s that the TV announcers would not stop repeating every damn week for the rest of the season. Hint: Each quote was about a different player.
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04-29-2010, 02:00 PM	#222
chasedude Supporter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: St. Joe Casino cash: $9994900	Do you hang out in your garage/driveway sitting in lawn chairs chugging beers?
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04-29-2010, 02:20 PM	#224
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2289100	Do you have any hot cheerleaders pictures are you willing to share? Do you read my blog? Do you yell shut up pete in a thread why not you think your better then me huh punk? Also did you get that thing i sent you? __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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