Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom - Page 15

**Iowanian** · 01-29-2004, 02:46 PM

If you've got a problem, yo Ahll Solve it, check out my hooks, while DJ revolves it..tss tss ts tss tst

If Dr Laura, Dr Phil or Ann Landers couldn't help you.....Serve it up.

Its the offseason, the board needs something other than politics. This thread, and the answers will go where you take it. A serious Question....I'll try to help, and or rely on others......A not serious question....You'll get what you ask for.

disclaimer: Iowanian is not a licensed Doctor, Psychologist or anything else. No responsibility shall be taken by advisors on any issue within the thread. The answer "I have no #@%&* idea " is valid and acceptable for these purposes. If the thread sucks, it shall fade into planet oblivion.

Miles · 02-11-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Ghostof's stories always make me feel better about every woman I've ever fucked.

Ever.

I have heard a lot of nasty stories from my fraternity brothers in college but his easily blow any off em away.

yunghungwell · 02-14-2005, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

So my question is how the hell can a woman go that long without changing her "feminine hygiene products" and doesnt that cause major problems??

Neither you or this NASTY chick has ever heard of toxic shock syndrome? Try WebMD.

Ghostof · 02-14-2005, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

" The answer "I have no #@%&* idea " is valid and acceptable for these purposes. If the thread sucks, it shall fade into planet oblivion.'

Easiest answer I've ever given, you nasty bastard.

Stop. Fugging. Nasty. Women.

Spend an extra $10 and get yourself a higher class crack ho.

She is my ex from about 6 years ago.

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2005, 09:01 AM

Ghost.......It sounds to Iowanian, given your history, and ability to attract the most stanky available, you could probably make alot of financial gain by going into the catfish and coon/coyote bait business.

Not only do I think Yung is correct, I'm guessing your unit will end up being a case study there someday.

yunghungwell · 02-14-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

This is the kicker. There was always this weird smell in her room. She always blamed it on the "dead mice in the basement"...

Found in a different thread...seemed approiate.

Mr. Kotter · 02-14-2005, 10:13 AM

Dear Iowanian,

I've just noticed of-late that my voice has become higher, I've taken to the Oparah show, and that I've become plagued with unexplained and sudden fits of uncontrolled sobbing. This coincided with a ice-water bath that was prescribed as a part of my treatment for a nasty goin pull....suffered during a national mudwrestling/Twister championships.

Any thoughts or suggestions?

Uncomfortable Rob

**Iowanian** · 05-12-2005, 01:42 PM

Dear Uncomfortable Rob,

You're middle aged now. Stop mud wrestling, or those gals are going to be the death of you, Blue.

duuuuust in the wiiiiiiiiind

KCTitus · 05-12-2005, 01:45 PM

Dear Iowanian:

Can anyone stop Rich Scanlon from carrying out his his plan of total world domination?

**Saulbadguy** · 05-12-2005, 01:56 PM

Dear Dr IOWAN:

Sometimes when I go to the public bathrooms, some men choose to go to the stalls to urinate, rather than go to the urinals, which are vacant. They even close and lock the doors. Why do they do this?

ck_IN · 05-12-2005, 01:58 PM

I've just noticed of-late that my voice has become higher, I've taken to the Oparah show, and that I've become plagued with unexplained and sudden fits of uncontrolled sobbing. This coincided with a ice-water bath that was prescribed as a part of my treatment for a nasty goin pull

I don't want to step on the doctors toes but my take is that the ice caused your balls to run so far up inside your body in search of warmth that they became ovaries. You are now a woman and just haven't realized it yet.

I hope this clears up your , um, confusion.

munkey · 05-12-2005, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Ghostof's stories always make me feel better about every woman I've ever fucked.

Ever.

At least she wiped her ass...

Oh wait...dead mice? Maybe not

Eleazar · 05-12-2005, 02:11 PM

Dear Iowanian,

My girl says that we can't fool around any more until I get less 'fraid of commitment' or something like that. What should I do?

ck_IN · 05-12-2005, 02:12 PM

Ghostof', I'm glad you're out there dude. You seem to be a magnet for, shall we say, less desirable women. That leaves the more desirable ones for the rest of us.

Here's to you for taking one for the rest of the team.

ck_IN · 05-12-2005, 02:14 PM

Titus, is there a reason why you would want to?

*colour me confused *

munkey · 05-12-2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ck_IN

Here's to you for taking one for the rest of the team.

For some reason I don't know that he looks at it that way...

01-29-2004, 02:46 PM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom If you've got a problem, yo Ahll Solve it, check out my hooks, while DJ revolves it..tss tss ts tss tst If Dr Laura, Dr Phil or Ann Landers couldn't help you.....Serve it up. Its the offseason, the board needs something other than politics. This thread, and the answers will go where you take it. A serious Question....I'll try to help, and or rely on others......A not serious question....You'll get what you ask for. disclaimer: Iowanian is not a licensed Doctor, Psychologist or anything else. No responsibility shall be taken by advisors on any issue within the thread. The answer "I have no #@%&* idea " is valid and acceptable for these purposes. If the thread sucks, it shall fade into planet oblivion.
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02-14-2005, 09:01 AM	#214
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	Ghost.......It sounds to Iowanian, given your history, and ability to attract the most stanky available, you could probably make alot of financial gain by going into the catfish and coon/coyote bait business. Not only do I think Yung is correct, I'm guessing your unit will end up being a case study there someday.
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02-14-2005, 10:13 AM	#216
Mr. Kotter Self Ban Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In some's minds... Casino cash: $3194285	Dear Iowanian, I've just noticed of-late that my voice has become higher, I've taken to the Oparah show, and that I've become plagued with unexplained and sudden fits of uncontrolled sobbing. This coincided with a ice-water bath that was prescribed as a part of my treatment for a nasty goin pull....suffered during a national mudwrestling/Twister championships. Any thoughts or suggestions? Uncomfortable Rob __________________ Movin' On...
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05-12-2005, 01:42 PM	#217
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	Dear Uncomfortable Rob, You're middle aged now. Stop mud wrestling, or those gals are going to be the death of you, Blue. duuuuust in the wiiiiiiiiind
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KCTitus Archivist Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ethernet Casino cash: $9882732	Dear Iowanian: Can anyone stop Rich Scanlon from carrying out his his plan of total world domination? __________________ Anything you post on this BB can and will be used against you...
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05-12-2005, 01:56 PM	#219
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $736966	Dear Dr IOWAN: Sometimes when I go to the public bathrooms, some men choose to go to the stalls to urinate, rather than go to the urinals, which are vacant. They even close and lock the doors. Why do they do this? __________________ http://www.goemaw.com
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05-12-2005, 01:58 PM	#220
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I've just noticed of-late that my voice has become higher, I've taken to the Oparah show, and that I've become plagued with unexplained and sudden fits of uncontrolled sobbing. This coincided with a ice-water bath that was prescribed as a part of my treatment for a nasty goin pull I don't want to step on the doctors toes but my take is that the ice caused your balls to run so far up inside your body in search of warmth that they became ovaries. You are now a woman and just haven't realized it yet. I hope this clears up your , um, confusion. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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05-12-2005, 02:11 PM	#222
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Dear Iowanian, My girl says that we can't fool around any more until I get less 'fraid of commitment' or something like that. What should I do?
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05-12-2005, 02:12 PM	#223
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Ghostof', I'm glad you're out there dude. You seem to be a magnet for, shall we say, less desirable women. That leaves the more desirable ones for the rest of us. Here's to you for taking one for the rest of the team. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
Posts: 2,718

05-12-2005, 02:14 PM	#224
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Titus, is there a reason why you would want to? colour me confused __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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