Chiefs ****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars Gameday THREAD**** - Page 151

carcosa · 09-07-2019, 11:00 PM

If you're anything like me, you've got one most favorite top #1 National Football League football team you like the most:

The

KANSAS

CITY

CHIEFS!!!

Yes!

In honor of this first step on our journey to 19-0 (I GUARANTEE IT, WRITE IT DOWN, **** YOU) here are 19 fun facts about the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team!

1. They play American football!
2. Their colors are red and white, and also there's some yellow in there!
3. They are famously playing in Arrowhead Stadium, one of the top stadia of USA!
4. Their mascot is KC Wolf, who does a funny little dance that make his tummy jiggle!
5. The field at Arrowhead Stadium is a standard 100 yard American football field... Perfect for NFL games!
6. The Kansas City Chiefs have won 1 (one) Super Bowl!
7. Everybody likes to root and cheer for the team!
8. Fans who attend a Kansas City Chiefs game may purchase food, beverages, and other products within Arrowhead Stadium!
9. In 1971, an evil witch placed a hex upon the Kansas City Chiefs franchise!
10. That evil witch hated the Kansas City Chiefs because Hank Stram had given her the best dick of her life, only to suddenly dump her!
11. This hex doomed the Kansas City Chiefs to an eternity of anguish and despair!
12. The hex can only be broken by The Chosen Quarterback!
13. In 1995, a Perfect Child was born in Tyler, Texas!
14. That child's name was Patrick Mahomes!
15. In 2017, the Perfect Child was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team!
16. In 2018, the Perfect Child was revealed to be the Chosen Quarterback!
17. Hot damn, can he throw a dang football!
18. There are also many other good players on the team!
19. THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FOOTBALL TEAM WILL GO 19-0 AND BREAK THE HEX AND WIN THE DAMN MOTHER****ING SUPER BOWL!!!!!

TIME TO TEAR OFF NICK FOLES'S GIANT DICK AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!

CHIEFS (MY FAVORITE TEAM) SHALL WIN THE GAME!!!!!!!! **** JACKSONVILLE INTO THE SEA!!!!;!!!!

Thank you!

**BigRedChief** · 03-25-2020, 02:45 PM

09-07-2019, 11:00 PM
carcosa Thank you Join Date: May 2014 Casino cash: $-816305	**OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Jacksonville Jaguars Gameday THREAD If you're anything like me, you've got one most favorite top #1 National Football League football team you like the most: The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!! Yes! In honor of this first step on our journey to 19-0 (I GUARANTEE IT, WRITE IT DOWN, YOU) here are 19 fun facts about the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team! 1. They play American football! 2. Their colors are red and white, and also there's some yellow in there! 3. They are famously playing in Arrowhead Stadium, one of the top stadia of USA! 4. Their mascot is KC Wolf, who does a funny little dance that make his tummy jiggle! 5. The field at Arrowhead Stadium is a standard 100 yard American football field... Perfect for NFL games! 6. The Kansas City Chiefs have won 1 (one) Super Bowl! 7. Everybody likes to root and cheer for the team! 8. Fans who attend a Kansas City Chiefs game may purchase food, beverages, and other products within Arrowhead Stadium! 9. In 1971, an evil witch placed a hex upon the Kansas City Chiefs franchise! 10. That evil witch hated the Kansas City Chiefs because Hank Stram had given her the best dick of her life, only to suddenly dump her! 11. This hex doomed the Kansas City Chiefs to an eternity of anguish and despair! 12. The hex can only be broken by The Chosen Quarterback! 13. In 1995, a Perfect Child was born in Tyler, Texas! 14. That child's name was Patrick Mahomes! 15. In 2017, the Perfect Child was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs Football Team! 16. In 2018, the Perfect Child was revealed to be the Chosen Quarterback! 17. Hot damn, can he throw a dang football! 18. There are also many other good players on the team! 19. THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FOOTBALL TEAM WILL GO 19-0 AND BREAK THE HEX AND WIN THE DAMN MOTHERING SUPER BOWL!!!!! TIME TO TEAR OFF NICK FOLES'S GIANT DICK AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!!!!!!! CHIEFS (MY FAVORITE TEAM) SHALL WIN THE GAME!!!!!!!! ** JACKSONVILLE INTO THE SEA!!!!;!!!! Thank you!
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