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If the seat doesn't fit , you must acquit.
Rashees lawyer made him get in the driver's seat and it wasn't sized for Rashee. He couldn't get in without adjusting the seat back two inches. IF THE SEAT DOESNT FIT , YOU MUST ACQUIT
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Vacuum cleaner corpse found in the trunk.
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how silly they think he is gonna put a durag-cap on in a lambo RASHEE in a durag is still RASHEE a durag doesnt really disguise anyone
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Not even close... I'll put a $100 its no more than 4 games in the end. The NFLPA isn't going to allow anything more for a likely misdemeanor w/ traffic charges with the worse injuroy being a few stitches in an eyelid.
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So fortunately the Times Ours folks had Keysor on this week and predictably, with an adult in the room, sanity largely prevailed. Oh Nate tried to get on his high horse but by and large Keysor kept it in check.
He pointed out that as a prosecutor he's done literally hundreds if not thousands of cases like this with fact patters that are similar or worse. And by and large there's not much to them. Now do some quick math folks, if the prosecutors office has seen a thousand of these in the 10 or so years Keysor has been a lawyer, then they're seeing 100/yr or more. That means they AIN'T throwing hundreds of man hours at these things. (I still can't believe someone actually said "Sing like a canary" in a non-ironic fashion. Just...wow) I will say this again - this is NOTHING for the Dallas Prosecutor's office. Nothing at all. They do not care. Y'know what probably happened somewhere on a Dallas freeway today? Some idiots were streetracing. Maybe they wrecked, maybe they didn't. Maybe they'll just wreck tomorrow instead. FFS, nobody actually cares about this thing. There were no major injuries. There is no kiddy diddling, homicides or drug trafficking. They just don't give a wet fart. Even if it is a FELONY.
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You could almost hear Keysor roll up a newspaper and whack him in the nose with it at one point.
"It was the headline of easter weekend - cops are looking for Rashee Rice. That's not great..." "It doesn't really mean anything..." I can't imagine how awful that whole thing would've been without Seth there. It would've been...well, this thread really. And try as I might to play Seth in here, these white devils simply ran roughshod over any efforts at sanity.
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As long as he's back for the stretch run in December and the playoffs, good enough. He'll be fresh at least and that'll give him a month to work on the dropsies and timing with Mahomes. Just in time for playoffs. Playoffs are ALL that matters now. Regular season is overrated in this era. |
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This... Can the mods lock this thread now?
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Did you guys hear Rashee Rice was supposedly involved in a car crash in Dallas? My friend's mom posted something on Facebook about it.
Worrisome, if true
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He's already in prison, bro
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I'm hearing from a very reliable source that he's getting the death penalty.
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