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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

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Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:52 PM   #226
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my advice: the sooner the better... situations like this can end up running out of time far too quickly.
Sat. should be okay, right?
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:57 PM   #227
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:57 PM   #228
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:57 PM   #230
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Sat. should be okay, right?
That's fine. The bait has been taken. But if you see her beforehand, mention where you're going or what you're doing and invite her along. She's already said "yes" once. The hard part is done.
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dude, I'm too broke for Dorsia, or hell, even Espace. But, I gots some pepperoni hot pockets.
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:03 PM   #232
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dude, I'm too broke for Dorsia, or hell, even Espace. But, I gots some pepperoni hot pockets.
what about deckchairs or crayons? Carruthers could get a rez at those places
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what about deckchairs or crayons? Carruthers could get a rez at those places
That's because Carruthers is a tumbling, TUMBLING dickweed.
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:09 PM   #235
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Depends. How long is roommate out of town for? You need to leave room for 1st casual encounter and then 2nd hook up. Just in case.

As a neighbor, it is easy now to include her in activities. Make up cool shit that you are doing and invite her along out of "pity" for the poor girl all by herself. It will make it look like you are just being nice and not trying too hard.

i.e. "I am headed out to (insert place/activity) with some friends... feel free to join" or "hey, I made too much (insert dish) if you haven't eaten feel free to drop by"

just my $.02

As someone said before, she already knows in her mind whether she is willing to sleep with you... now you just have to make it easy for her. Give her an excuse to do so.
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... now you just have to make it easy for her. Give her an excuse to do so.
Such a great ****ing line.
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Invite her to a chatroom and ask her if she wants pics of your junk. That should work.
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Sat. should be okay, right?
Well it might be but a phone call lets say tomorrow evening saying something like you and some friends got some tickets "to (think of something cool a girl might enjoy along with yourself) don't know if you had anything going on. You'd be very welcome to come along if you'd like." Don't forget to mention the friends part!!! Pressure is off at that point. Your not asking her on a date....your just offering a night out with some good people for a girl that is from out of town. You'll really get to know each other. She's obviously very well educated so make sure it's something that will intrigue her. Maybe a wine tasting or something like that? Your a CP regular but at least act like your cultured for a night

You could wait until this weekend to get things started or you could have a serious protein defency come Monday if you listen to someone who fancies themselves pretty good at this shit. You don't get anything by not trying. Be subtley aggressive. That's some of my best stuff man....That's all I got. Do your worst Mr. SR!

Oh and (very important) make sure you've got toilet paper on the deal with a sparkling clean toilet and bathroom (trash can empty). She doesn't want to feel like she's at a frat house.

I just posted mine and see AustinChief took my thoughts and posted them before me........two guys giving the exact same advice=Sound advice.
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