I cant stand flat bill hats

[MTG#10]

Every time I see a tool wearing a flat bill hat I want to strangle him. If you wear flat bill hats you have at least once in your life had a cock in you. Most likely several times.

EDIT: For all you pussies getting your panties in a bunch, its a two year old thread...I'd still never wear one but I don't hate them as bad as I used to. I got used to seeing people wearing them I guess. But if you leave the sticker on you're still a ****ing 'tard.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Simplicity

It is. About as flat as half of the "Flat bills" out there. But what would you know?

I see a distinct curvature, so no, it isn't flat-billed. Did they even have flat-billed hats back then?

[BigCatDaddy]

Originally Posted by Simplicity

It is. About as flat as half of the "Flat bills" out there. But what would you know?

I agree with Donger that's not flat, but if it was again you are talking about a guy with 8 kids by about 8 different women.

That's besides the point though. I like a lot of people that do a lot of dumb shit.

[Fat Elvis]

Originally Posted by Donger

I wore parachute pants and had a "rat tail" which was dyed blonde when I was 15 or so. I then migrated toward "eighties boots" and doing the "roll-up and tighten the Levis" thing. I was a living God.

Blonde Rat Tail: Check
Eighties Boots (Combat boots?): Check
Tighten the Levis: Check

There is so much more I don't want to get into.....

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

Eighties Boots (Combat boots?)

No, not combat boots. They were almost delicate. I'll see if I can find an example.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

Just accept the fact that they look stupid. Every generation, at some point in time, has a "style" that, in retrospect, looks damn stupid. My generation is no exception. I grew up in the freakin' eighties. You don't think there are times we look back and go, "What the hell was I thinking wearing that?" Flat billed hats are the new parachute pants (I never wore parachute pants, but I had my share of fashion faux pas).

Hypocritical.

And Flat billed hats have been around waaaay longer than shit like parachute pants. They've been in style not only in the 90's, but for AT LEAST the last 10 years.

This isn't some new trend. This shit has been around forever.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Well, then you'd be wrong.

It's flat billed hat. And that particular flat billed hat has also come back into style. "Snapbacks" as they like to call them now, opposed to the fitted variety.

I don't think you know what flat is, sorry.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Donger

I see a distinct curvature, so no, it isn't flat-billed. Did they even have flat-billed hats back then?

The curvature is there because it's tight and bending around his head.

It's a flat billed hat. If you get one that is tight or too small, they bend at the middle. That's what you're seeing.

I can assure you, that is a flat billed hat.

[Simplicity]

Originally Posted by Donger

I see a distinct curvature, so no, it isn't flat-billed. Did they even have flat-billed hats back then?

No, you are getting it all wrong. That's literally how flat most flat bills get. He probably had it a little tight so it had a small curve but the hat is made to be flat.


and yes they did have them back then, Derrick Thomas picture was one, and this is another example by Tupac.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

The curvature is there because it's tight and bending around his head.

It's a flat billed hat. If you get one that is tight or too small, they bend at the middle. That's what you're seeing.

I can assure you, that is a flat billed hat.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Simplicity

No, you are getting it all wrong. That's literally how flat most flat bills get, unless you are talking like snapbacks that kids take to a whole different level.



and yes they did have them back then, Derrick Thomas picture was one, and this is another example by Tupac.

A see a curve there, too. You two aren't very convincing at all.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Simplicity

No, you are getting it all wrong. That's literally how flat most flat bills get, unless you are talking like snapbacks that kids take to a whole different level.



and yes they did have them back then, Derrick Thomas picture was one, and this is another example by Tupac.

Ive backed off of my flat billed hat stance a bit, but guys with their nose pierced are still queer.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Donger

You've never worn one, so what would you know?

I actually have some in my closet, and that's EXACTLY what they do.

[Frazod]

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

You've never worn one, so what would you know?

I actually have some in my closet, and that's EXACTLY what they do.

So, you are positing that the example on Thomas' melon is the same style as the one on Bieber's head?

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Donger

A see a curve there, too. You two aren't very convincing at all.

That's because you're kinda dumb when it comes to anything outside of suburban white.

Flat billed hats sometimes bend in the middle. Anyone who has ever owned one knows this and knows what it looks like.