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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:04 PM   #241
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:05 PM   #242
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:50 PM   #243
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:56 PM   #244
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:57 PM   #245
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Niiiiiice. Plants the thought in the girl's mind that sex is already a forgone conclusion while giving her the dominant role as the laugher and not the laughee.

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Old 08-05-2009, 07:29 PM   #246
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:36 PM   #247
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Niiiiiice. Plants the thought in the girl's mind that sex is already a forgone conclusion while giving her the dominant role as the laugher and not the laughee.

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Girls are simple little creatures. Easy to fool.
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:39 PM   #248
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Girls are simple little creatures. Easy to fool.
Men are super complex.

Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:55 PM   #249
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:58 PM   #250
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:01 PM   #251
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Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.
Heh. I just reeled in the one I was fishing for.
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:02 PM   #252
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I love the "I made some extra [food], if you haven't eaten yet."

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I would try to get together the first night the roommate is gone - you want to maximize the time you have to get those panties off; waiting until the last day might leave you only touching nipple.
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Heh. I just reeled in the one I was fishing for.
i cant believe i fell for your trick where you bait me by quoting my post in an attempt to foster an amusing conversation.
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