Small things in life that gravel your ass

[Bwana]

What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

[RockChalk]

This

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Just yesterday, the wife and I went to the movies (Underworld: Awakenings) and about a 1/2 hour in I hear a baby start crying. The dumb bidge did get up and take the baby out of the theater, but who brings a ****ing baby to a movie? And what kind of movie theater allows that shit in the first place?

and This

Originally Posted by Claytex

That is high on my list of annoyances, right up there with teenagers treating movie theaters as their gathering places to gab and cavort.

Last movie I saw was Girl with the Dragon Tatoo. People to my right were talking the entire time and the kids in front of me made out loud comments about the movie throughout. They shut up after it was made clear they were annoying, but jesus, when did it become socially acceptable for people to act as if they are the only ones in a movie theatre?

[SLAG]

Banks

[RockChalk]

Originally Posted by tooge

-people that cuss in front of children

Good one. Some of my friends get pissed off when they cuss in front of kids and I tell them to be a little more respectful.

If I ever cuss in front of a kid , I apologize to the parent and kid

[RockChalk]

Originally Posted by tooge

I get you don't like others kids. I'm sure you never cried in public as a child. If I heard someone say something like that if one of mine were crying, I'd gladly spend the night in jail for knocking their teeth out.

Would you then hand them your card and tell them you could fix their teeth? (pretty sure you're a dentist)

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by stevieray

I had one daughter in master choir and still have a daughter still in orchestra.

...at the end of every performance, they have people from the school stand up to be recognized and then patronize the parents for "letting" them teach our children and thank us for being there.

Along those same lines, I hate it when I hear CEOs or company presidents or managers say things like, "Well, the employees really don't work for me. I work for them."

No.

You.

Don't.

It's an insult to everyone involved when higher-ups say baldly patronizing stuff like that. You're in charge. Everyone knows that.

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Along those same lines, I hate it when I hear CEOs or company presidents or managers say things like, "Well, the employees really don't work for me. I work for them."

No.

You.

Don't.

It's an insult to everyone involved when higher-ups say baldly patronizing stuff like that. You're in charge. Everyone knows that.

Absolutely right. Ass kissing should only go in one direction...up.

[HoneyBadger]

Originally Posted by SLAG

Banks

Got no money?

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Got no money?

I dont, but I have really good credit so it doesn't effect me much
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[Al Bundy]

People who say "I could care less" when they ****ING mean "I couldn't care less".

[R8RFAN]

Originally Posted by UCF Knight

People who say "I could care less" when they ****ING mean "I couldn't care less".

Football teams that screw Bo Jackson then draft him number one expecting them to play for them

[Al Bundy]

Originally Posted by R8ers

Football teams that screw Bo Jackson then draft him number one expecting them to play for them

Screw him... I liked him as a Royal but glad he didn't have a long football career.

[rocknrolla]

Lazy people that drag thier feet walking. Especially stupid bitches wearing slippers in public.
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[The Dawg]

Females (at least young ones) when the assemble in groups of 4 or more. They seem to have an IQ drop of at least 50 and get 10x louder then normal.

Old people driving.

Young people driving.

The DMV

Honda Civics' (the ones who people claim are "FAST" because they have stickers and a fart can exhaust)

[Dayze]

sometimes as Chipotle they're in such a hurry to take your order/assemble your stuff, that they don't friggin' listen to what you're saying. I want to tell them "Slow down for a sec....listen to what I'm saying".

[shitgoose]

Left my Jeep parked at my shop overnight on the west side of Wichita. Some gypsy or crackhead decided he/she need the catalytic converter more than I did. Pulled up this morning and saw the exhaust hanging down. Great way to start the day. I hope whoever took it cuts their hand off the next time they steal one.