Life Small things in life that gravel your ass - Page 18

**Bwana** · 01-28-2012, 03:36 PM

What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

Dayze · 01-31-2012, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by shitgoose

Left my Jeep parked at my shop overnight on the west side of Wichita. Some gypsy or crackhead decided he/she need the catalytic converter more than I did. Pulled up this morning and saw the exhaust hanging down. Great way to start the day. I hope whoever took it cuts their hand off the next time they steal one.

our office complex sent out a memo to the office managers that several catalytic converters had been stolen off of cars during the day.

wtf....

R8RFAN · 01-31-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by shitgoose

Left my Jeep parked at my shop overnight on the west side of Wichita. Some gypsy or crackhead decided he/she need the catalytic converter more than I did. Pulled up this morning and saw the exhaust hanging down. Great way to start the day. I hope whoever took it cuts their hand off the next time they steal one.

They should raid the scrap yard that buys these knowing damn well they steal them...

Down here if you go fishing and leave your vehicle in the public access parking at night, odds are you will have yours cut off there too, they use a sawzall to get them off and they especially like Toyota Converters because they have the most platinum in them.

shitgoose · 01-31-2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

They should raid the scrap yard that buys these knowing damn well they steal them...

Down here if you go fishing and leave your vehicle in the public access parking at night, odds are you will have yours cut off there too, they use a sawzall to get them off and they especially like Toyota Converters because they have the most platinum in them.

Metal thieves have cost me thousands over the last 8 years. I'd love to get my hands on one of those scumbag pieces of shit.

Dayze · 01-31-2012, 11:51 AM

I wish I could go Battlefield 3 on them; I'd place 5 charges of C4 on my car, camp, and wait for them to come steal it.
boom

Dr. Johnny Fever · 01-31-2012, 11:53 AM

I just stumbled upon another one of these... people who can't say hi back. Just walked by this bitch at work who is famous for this and for being a bitch in general. I say hi to her half the time just to see if she'll respond and it's about 75% no. She's just sitting there at her desk looking at her computer. She even looked up at me... but saying hi back is too ****ing difficult. I will say she's as polite as can be when she needs me to do something for her.

WTF is it with no-hi-back people?

R8RFAN · 01-31-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by shitgoose

Metal thieves have cost me thousands over the last 8 years. I'd love to get my hands on one of those scumbag pieces of shit.

The broker people are the more it will increase....

shitgoose · 01-31-2012, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

I wish I could go Battlefield 3 on them; I'd place 5 charges of C4 on my car, camp, and wait for them to come steal it.
boom

Sometimes I wish I knew where a guy could pick up a couple land mines on the cheap....

**gblowfish** · 01-31-2012, 12:42 PM

Know what I hate? When you're loaded and all pumped for a night of nasty kinky sex, and you meet some bar skank, take her home, pump her ass full of liquid valium, then start choking her with a dog collar, then she freakin' dies on you. Then three days later you have to wrap her up in plastic and dump her in a creek out in the boonies. Man, that pisses me off.

Sincerely,
Lance Gross

**Rain Man** · 01-31-2012, 01:01 PM

When you open a yogurt and as it opens it spurts out and onto your clothes. Is that just a Denver altitude thing where the yogurt was packed at sea level, or does it happen everywhere?

Mr. Plow · 01-31-2012, 01:06 PM

http://youtu.be/VL-0F3IAVfo

**Dartgod** · 01-31-2012, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

When you open a yogurt and as it opens it spurts out and onto your clothes. Is that just a Denver altitude thing where the yogurt was packed at sea level, or does it happen everywhere?

Yogurt, huh?

lcarus · 01-31-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Sounds like the root of his problem is he lives in Tulsa.

You are correct. I'm not a fan of Tulsa. Kinda trapped here for the time being though.

Graystoke · 01-31-2012, 01:26 PM

ATM fees.

I mean WTF?
Why should a ATM cost money. Remember when ATM's were going to save the banks money because they would not have to hire tellers?

Also Movie Theatres that dont take Debit Cards...but they have a ATM right by the ticket window that charges you $3.00 to withdrawl cash.

?

**Rain Man** · 01-31-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Yogurt, huh?

Yogurt has all sorts of helpful bacteria or whatever it has. Those people in the Caucasus mountain who live forever eat it all the time.

LiveSteam · 01-31-2012, 02:02 PM

Kinda Irked that our Ralston Fire chief that I went to school with decided to hang him self under a bridge along an old jogging trail that runs threw Ralston. Its the 3 kids he leaves behind & a wife that irks me the most.

A few peeps I went to school with recovering his body.

01-28-2012, 03:36 PM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135863647	Small things in life that gravel your ass What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off? My example of the day: The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container. Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something? Slippery Larry: No Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space. Slippery Larry: I don't know. Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container? Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here. Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem. At that point, he high tailed it out of there. Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.
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01-31-2012, 11:51 AM	#259
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01-31-2012, 11:53 AM	#260
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I just stumbled upon another one of these... people who can't say hi back. Just walked by this bitch at work who is famous for this and for being a bitch in general. I say hi to her half the time just to see if she'll respond and it's about 75% no. She's just sitting there at her desk looking at her computer. She even looked up at me... but saying hi back is too ****ing difficult. I will say she's as polite as can be when she needs me to do something for her. WTF is it with no-hi-back people? __________________ courtesy of BoneKrusher "Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion." Ernie Harwell
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Graystoke MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Driftless Region Casino cash: $-2520000	ATM fees. I mean WTF? Why should a ATM cost money. Remember when ATM's were going to save the banks money because they would not have to hire tellers? Also Movie Theatres that dont take Debit Cards...but they have a ATM right by the ticket window that charges you $3.00 to withdrawl cash. ?
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LiveSteam The Constitutional Choo choo Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: homeof43conferencetitles Casino cash: $-1654568	Kinda Irked that our Ralston Fire chief that I went to school with decided to hang him self under a bridge along an old jogging trail that runs threw Ralston. Its the 3 kids he leaves behind & a wife that irks me the most. A few peeps I went to school with recovering his body. __________________ Progressivism.. The Politically Correct way of saying "I'm a Communist slash Nazi" depending on what the issue of the day is? Last edited by LiveSteam; 01-31-2012 at 02:17 PM..
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