*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[WhawhaWhat]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Check this out...Keion White pick 46 and Breeland Speaks pick 46...irony.

USFL sack leader Breeland Speaks thank you very much.

[Gravedigger]

Go get Hyatt now. Like right ****ing now.

[Couch-Potato]

GB having a nice draft

[Iconic]

reed is such a good pick ****ing asshole packers

[kevrunner]

Originally Posted by Womble

Thank **** that wasn't Hyatt. What you doing Veach?

NYG big threat to take Hyatt. Need to jump over them.

[TambaBerry]

Originally Posted by neech

Does his last name rhyme with fairy?

first name is a star wars reference

[Rain Man]

Cam Smith's slide finally ends.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by The Franchise

And dating a dude who looks homeless. He's still shooting way above his level.

Guy is down to earth and the life of the party. It’s not complicated.

[Rain Man]

I kind of forgot the new draft tradition of highlighting dead relatives for every draft pick. I wish they'd find something new. This is almost worse than the dropping barbell on the toe story.

[The Franchise]

These next 12 picks better not repeat what happened to 20-30 last night.

[redshirt32]

RB hmmm

[Rain Man]

Okay, let's see what's wrong with Zach's family member.

There we go.

[kevrunner]

That’s a good RB. I bet the Chargers would have taken him if the Seahawks didn’t.

[siberian khatru]

Walker and Charbonnet?

[The Franchise]

Do the Seahawks draft a RB every year?