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Old 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM  
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The Divorce update!
Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:05 AM   #16
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It has always been good pussy....and I wanted some. Thinking with the little head. It was a good idea after all. Whenever I think about how I miss her, I will think about that "Last time"! And I won't miss her!
You would the whole thing!
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:06 AM   #17
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:07 AM   #18
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Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
Did you take lessons from Claythan?
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:08 AM   #19
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You sure you are over her?
The dude is obsessed.

I'd give him five years to get over her. Minimum.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:11 AM   #20
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I'm just kind of surprised a soon-to-be ex-wife would agree to this...
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:11 AM   #21
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She only tollerated the penetration to give you the going away, cock-celery she got from the boyfriend...
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:14 AM   #22
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I'm just kind of surprised a soon-to-be ex-wife would agree to this...
I'm more surprised that Burt would even touch her after knowing what she did to him.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:14 AM   #23
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The dude is obsessed.

I'd give him five years to get over her. Minimum.
It took me a little over 7.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:14 AM   #24
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The dude is obsessed.

I'd give him five years to get over her. Minimum.
This may be the first time I disagree with you.....other than the Broncos thing.......
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:14 AM   #25
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I'm more surprised that Burt would even touch her after knowing what she did to him.
IT WAS A PUSSY THING!!!
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:15 AM   #26
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Did you take lessons from Claythan?
Now I gotta kick your ass........
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:15 AM   #27
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I was going to ask you about new developements.
Outside of the lousy sex what else is new between you guys?
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:16 AM   #28
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Big mistake. I did the same thing, and wrote about it here. Only difference was ours was the best sex we had in years. It setback my recovery for weeks. Im still not over the bitch and would probably still give her another chance.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:19 AM   #29
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IT WAS A PUSSY THING!!!
Understandable. However, if I ever cheated on my husband, he wouldn't be able to look at me. I would doubt that a 'last time sexcapade' would even enter his mind.
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Old 07-07-2009, 09:21 AM   #30
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