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View Poll Results: What should I do?
Go buy another plunger and try again 1 1.47%
Use my hand to attempt to unclog 6 8.82%
Hope nobody notices 9 13.24%
Pretend it wasn't me 34 50.00%
Leave the office and quit my job 18 26.47%
Gaz can clog my toilet all day! 0 0%
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Old 07-26-2019, 01:54 PM  
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I just clogged the toilet at work - what should I do?
I'm not a large man, and typically don't take large dumps - but sweet baby Jesus I just took a shit that would make Randy Marsh proud.

Problem is, the toilet is CLOGGED - and as I was attempting to plunge away at the toilet, the plunger handle broke.

Now I need advice on what to do.

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Old 07-26-2019, 02:37 PM   #16
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It's basically a public toilet, not your problem. It's their fault for not providing a quality plunger.
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Old 07-26-2019, 02:41 PM   #17
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Somewhat unrelated, but I noticed about a month ago that an aerosol can of air freshener appeared in the mens room at the office.

I don't know who put it there, but if the gas cloud was bad enough to motivate him to actually bring in air freshener, damn, he must have been severely traumatized.
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:24 PM   #18
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:26 PM   #19
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Well, what did OP do about it?
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:29 PM   #20
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:35 PM   #21
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:36 PM   #22
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Stick your hand in the bowl and fix the clog, like a real man.
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:37 PM   #23
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Also, can a shit REALLY clog the toilet? I imagine you wadded up a grip of shit paper and maybe even flushed the wax paper.
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:39 PM   #24
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Also, can a shit REALLY clog the toilet? I imagine you wadded up a grip of shit paper and maybe even flushed the wax paper.
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:42 PM   #25
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:54 PM   #26
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Years ago one of the overnight guys had an accident at work that was much worse than yours. MUCH WORSE.

The offending party basically shat himself on the way to the bathroom leaving a trail all the way to the john. At the end of the trail, was a pair of soiled 40+ briefs in the stall.

Both of the guys that worked the graveyard were heavy-set, and neither one of them owned up to it.
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Old 07-26-2019, 03:59 PM   #27
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Old 07-26-2019, 04:02 PM   #28
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immediately leave the bathroom and start complaining that the toilet was clogged

find another bathroom and cruise chiefs planet in the stall for a while for appearances

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Old 07-26-2019, 04:23 PM   #29
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You should have posted that shit on instagram with pride. Given everyone in the office FOMO.
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