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Old 12-08-2019, 01:43 AM  
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Who here has an Amazon Wife that wants a chainsaw for Christmas?
She wants/needs a chainsaw. She always asks me to start them for her. I have 2 Stihls: MS 250 and a MS 290 both 18" blades. I love my Stihl saws.

But can be hard to start if the choke is not set right. They can be finicky.

Do I get her a small Stihl, or another brand, with the "easy start" saw or a battery operated one?

I am thinking that battery saw is only for cutting twigs. She wants to cut 2-4" stuff without me starting the thing.


I think she needs something light (she was a trooper today running the 290) that is easy to start yet is powerful.

Again, not for 8-16" trees.

Ideas?
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Old 12-08-2019, 09:57 AM   #16
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My wife asked for a chainsaw and I got her this:



She uses it quite often.
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:20 AM   #17
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This sounds suspiciously like my wife wanting a new gun for Christmas.
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:22 AM   #18
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:25 AM   #19
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She uses it quite often.
Hmm 20 V how long does it last on a charge with normal use? It would be lighter than the 40 V versions.
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:46 AM   #20
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Hmm 20 V how long does it last on a charge with normal use? It would be lighter than the 40 V versions.
I one hand it often when cutting high limbs. Very light, decent balance.

I have 14-4 and 5a/h batteries I use at work also. If you have 3 you can go non-stop.

I managed to cut down some full grown 30ish' trees with this saw. Very carefully.
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:46 AM   #21
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:50 AM   #22
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Is this the same one you complained about mentally abusing you thread after thread?

Certainly after all you disclosed this is a new wife, right? ....RIGHT?!?!
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How long does it last before you have to recharge? How long does it take to recharge?
It will recharge in an hour. The truth is, I get tired before it runs out of juice. That day I took down the 18" I was also cutting up a few deadfalls for firewood. I went for an hour straight and it still showed 2 out of 4 battery bars.
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Is this the same one you complained about mentally abusing you thread after thread?

Certainly after all you disclosed this is a new wife, right? ....RIGHT?!?!
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