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Old 12-19-2005, 01:06 PM  
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An epiphany

As Bob Dole sat yesterday in the wintery gloom of yet another wasted football season by his beloved Chiefs, Bob Dole was able to take little solace from the knowledge that most of his fellow fans felt a similar disappointment.

Unable to force himself to cling to the faint glimmers of hope posted here by the lunatic fringe that still feels this trainwreck of a season may be salvaged, and lacking any alcoholic beverages with which to numb the feelings of despair, Bob Dole turned to the only thing left to those who are unfortunate enough to reside in a dry county. Food.

And then, shining like the star that appeared above Bethlehem to guide the wise men toward the newborn baby in a lowly manger, it occurred to Bob Dole.

Not only should the person who first combined Velveeta and RO*TELŪ tomatoes not have faded into obscurity, they should have been awarded some sort of Nobel prize.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:26 PM   #16
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YES. This is the greatest food known to man.

If they don't have Rotel (with the ground beef) in heaven, then I'm not going.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:27 PM   #17
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I have no shittin idea what Ro-Tel is, but I've been doing Velveeta + Hot Salsa + habanero paste + milk for years and it's awesome.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:27 PM   #18
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Damn you Dole! I'm on a health kick! Have some damned compassion!

Your and idiot!
What's not healthy about dairy and veggies all in one, served with corn-based chips?
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:27 PM   #19
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Do you just drop a brick of velvita and a can of rotel in a crock pot or what?

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This is what I do:
I brown some ground beef
Cut up the block of velveeta into 1x1" cubes and dump them in the crock pot
Pour the rotel in (sometimes, instead of rotel, I use the Pace Hot Picante sauce-- I, personally prefer it, but it's more expensive)
Pour a little bit of milk- not too much or it'll be too runny
Drain the meat and dump it in the crockpot
Stir
Wait until it's all melted and yummy
Serve with chips
Eat
Enjoy

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Old 12-19-2005, 01:28 PM   #20
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I had an epiphany.

It was removed during an out-patient surgery. I still have the scar.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:30 PM   #21
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:32 PM   #22
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:54 PM   #23
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:11 PM   #24
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This is what I do:
I brown some ground beef
Cut up the block of velveeta into 1x1" cubes and dump them in the crock pot
Pour the rotel in (sometimes, instead of rotel, I use the Pace Hot Picante sauce-- I, personally prefer it, but it's more expensive)
Pour a little bit of milk- not too much or it'll be too runny
Drain the meat and dump it in the crockpot
Stir
Wait until it's all melted and yummy
Serve with chips
Eat
Enjoy
Actually I don't use milk and I make taco meat with seasoning instead of plain browned ground beef. Gives it a better flavor.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:13 PM   #25
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YES. This is the greatest food known to man.

If they don't have Rotel (with the ground beef) in heaven, then I'm not going.

I bet they don't have it in cow heaven.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:14 PM   #26
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YES. This is the greatest food known to man.

If they don't have Rotel (with the ground beef) in heaven, then I'm not going.
Try using breakfast sausage. It's great.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:14 PM   #27
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i kick it up a notch with a little mexican chili powder, not sure if it is hotter than regular chili powder, but it is quite good.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:18 PM   #28
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i kick it up a notch with a little mexican chili powder, not sure if it is hotter than regular chili powder, but it is quite good.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:23 PM   #29
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Anybody tried these chips yet?



They are quite tasty for dippin'
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:44 PM   #30
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