Poop AMA From A "Noob" - This Will Suck - Page 2

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 10:56 AM

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree

Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?

My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

Sofa King · 08-16-2019, 12:00 PM

I've considered changing my profile picture. Any unique ideas?

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze

what's your stance on glue sniffing?

Only Elmers. Plus it's fun to peel it off your hands.

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackHelicopters

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Pr0n is a real thing.....I've seen a womans boobies there too.

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

I've considered changing my profile picture. Any unique ideas?

I actually do.....you serious?

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-16-2019, 12:12 PM

I would ask if you're gay but the last sentence in you're OP took care of that question.

Sofa King · 08-16-2019, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

I actually do.....you serious?

Yup. Let's see em.

TLO · 08-16-2019, 12:20 PM

If I give you something to draw in MS paint, will you attempt to do it and then post it on here?

scho63 · 08-16-2019, 12:21 PM

You show a join date of 2011.

You know ALL the CP lingo and catch phrases. You've got a list of the top posters in some ways all handy. You ain't a NooB by any measurement.

AMA: Who's mult are you?

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

If I give you something to draw in MS paint, will you attempt to do it and then post it on here?

Absolutely.....It might not be a fisty style but it will be awesome.

**RealSNR** · 08-16-2019, 12:29 PM

ARE YOU GAY

TLO · 08-16-2019, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

Absolutely.....It might not be a fisty style but it will be awesome.

I want a picture of Tom Brady French kissing his son while Robert Kraft is eating Tom Brady's ass.

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63

You show a join date of 2011.

You know ALL the CP lingo and catch phrases. You've got a list of the top posters in some ways all handy. You ain't a NooB by any measurement.

AMA: Who's mult are you?

You got me. I joined 8 years ago to use this mult.

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR

ARE YOU GAY

Are you?

**luv** · 08-16-2019, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

If I give you something to draw in MS paint, will you attempt to do it and then post it on here?

You must have him confused with Demonpenz (however he spells it).

Nickhead · 08-16-2019, 01:03 PM

08-16-2019, 10:56 AM
HayWire Retired Bearcat Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: SWMO Casino cash: $5082400	AMA From A "Noob" - This Will Suck Antifreeze Your Mom Eat a Bag O' dicks Dammit Carl!! Burning Aids Tree Shit, Did I miss any? Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved. AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix. While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me). There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board: daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod? clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the **. Simply Red: I Love You Too..... AC: Thank you for everything you do. Nickhead: Lay off that Roo Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed BRC: You'll figure it out Rainman: My God, you're a legend titty meat billay: I've never understood. edave: Spacebound scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho? sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will. bob dole: I'll PM you black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here? My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, **ing Carr in that ass, and shoes. Thanks bitches,
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08-16-2019, 12:00 PM	#16
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $802096 VARSITY	I've considered changing my profile picture. Any unique ideas?
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08-16-2019, 12:12 PM	#20
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1450477	I would ask if you're gay but the last sentence in you're OP took care of that question.
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08-16-2019, 12:20 PM	#22
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1644900	If I give you something to draw in MS paint, will you attempt to do it and then post it on here?
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08-16-2019, 12:21 PM	#23
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $2501110	You show a join date of 2011. You know ALL the CP lingo and catch phrases. You've got a list of the top posters in some ways all handy. You ain't a NooB by any measurement. AMA: Who's mult are you? __________________ *"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"* ~Redd Foxx~ ~~2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023~~ 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
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08-16-2019, 01:03 PM	#30
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