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11-16-2014, 10:12 PM | #1 |
Life is changing..
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My poops have been epic lately. Large, satisfying dumps that leave me feeling like a better man than when I went in.
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11-16-2014, 10:13 PM | #3 |
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Funny.. I just sat on the john to poop and opened the forum to find this post. I'm feeling that a telekinetic pooping bond may be forming between us Red!
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11-16-2014, 10:15 PM | #4 |
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11-16-2014, 10:16 PM | #5 |
Back again, again.
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So far so good, but I did just have two Clif bars within the past few hours, so we'll see.
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11-16-2014, 10:19 PM |
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11-16-2014, 10:21 PM | #7 |
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I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!
Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried. The human body is fascinating, no? I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes. Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place. |
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11-16-2014, 11:57 PM | #10 |
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thanks guys.
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11-17-2014, 09:33 AM | #11 |
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probably best not to squeeze too hard on that hug though.
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