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Old 11-16-2014, 10:12 PM   #1
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My poops have been epic lately. Large, satisfying dumps that leave me feeling like a better man than when I went in.
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:14 PM   #2
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My poops have been epic lately. Large, satisfying dumps that leave me feeling like a better man than when I went in.
Dont ya just love that!!
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:13 PM   #3
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Funny.. I just sat on the john to poop and opened the forum to find this post. I'm feeling that a telekinetic pooping bond may be forming between us Red!
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:15 PM   #4
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Funny.. I just sat on the john to poop and opened the forum to find this post. I'm feeling that a telekinetic pooping bond may be forming between us Red!
That's good because you're a nice person. So i'm glad we're doing well.
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:16 PM   #5
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:21 PM   #7
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I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes.

Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:22 PM   #8
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I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?
You sound like you need a hug.
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:56 PM   #9
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Not too tight.

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Old 11-16-2014, 11:57 PM   #10
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:33 AM   #11
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probably best not to squeeze too hard on that hug though.
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:43 PM   #12
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I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes.

Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.
is it true that the "squatting" style preferred over there is so awesome that you do not need to wipe?
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:53 PM   #13
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I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes.

Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.

This is amazing. The whole post. Ty for the specific details, I'm impressed.
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:55 PM   #14
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Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.
wait, you don't know how to use the three sea shells?
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wait, you don't know how to use the three sea shells?
No, please elaborate.
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