I got a phone call from........ - Page 2

cadmonkey · 11-22-2004, 12:16 PM

.........ChiefinNE yesterday. He is out in KC for the game tonight. I couldn't make out where the hell he was but I could tell he was about 20 Captain and Cokes deep at this point.

I too was about 15 deep and in the mood for some mischiff. He proceeds to call me a p*ssy because I didn't go out there with him, and the only way I could prove that I am a real man is to take the next flight out of Boston and meet him in KC.

I hung the phone up, pissed off and ready to book a flight out of town. At this point I am pretty sure I blacked out. I woke up this morning for work with my girlfriend looking at me kinda funny. I guess, so she tells me, that as soon as I hung the phone up I started loking for flight information and the only flight out of Logan was going to cost me around $400.

Thank God I passed out, because that would have been one hell of a hang over waking up in a Kansas City motel somewhere.

How would I have explain that to my boss?

cadmonkey · 11-22-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Eewwww... Otter's having watersports fantasies about cadmonkey.

Ya, what the hell happened here? Call me a pussy all you want, but I don't piss on myself.

.....anymore

Scaga · 11-22-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Now that would have been cool. Especially if you woke up still passed out naked on your back to your girlfriend screaming at you because you were peeing on your chest and it was splashing her in the face.

PUSSY

I hate it when that happens...
(doesn't sit too well with my wife either)

Otter · 11-22-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Eewwww... Otter's having watersports fantasies about cadmonkey.

Actually my roomate back in college did that same thing. Except he woke up in a stupor from the screaming, stood up and proceeded to piss in her sweater drawer.

That guy could drink a case of beer, never piss once the whole night then bamm, as soon as he fell asleep he pissed his pants.

It was funny at first but got old real quick.

cadmonkey · 11-22-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Bah. That ain't nothin'. My roommate once pissed on the fraternity president in a drunken stupor.

My buddy Nick pisses everywhere. He broke into a car one time in a parking garage. Slept there all night, pissed himself, then left.

He spent the night at some girl's house that he met that night, woke up and pissed in her fish tank.

We rented a house in Newport, Ri this summer. He woke and opened the closet door about ready to piss all over my clothes. I stopped him, he looked at me, smiled and went back to bed. Which proves he knows he pissing, he just doesn't care.

Scaga · 11-22-2004, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

Which proves he knows he pissing, he just doesn't care.

I'd say it's time to look for new friends

cadmonkey · 11-22-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Scaga

I'd say it's time to look for new friends

Nah, it makes for great stories the next day.

"What did you do last night?"

'Watched Nick pee on some cops shoes. Nothing out of the ordinary."

big nasty kcnut · 11-22-2004, 01:33 PM

You should of come.

pussy

Annihilus · 11-22-2004, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

My buddy Nick pisses everywhere. He broke into a car one time in a parking garage. Slept there all night, pissed himself, then left.

A buddy and I got kicked out of a bar one time and after leaving he turned around and pissed all over their front door. I'm amazed he didn't get arrested.

That's about the best piss story I've got. Actually, it's the only one....sorry guys, I hate to let you all down.....

**Skip Towne** · 11-22-2004, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That's never happened to me.

Don't you mean that has never happened to you this week?

cadmonkey · 11-22-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Don't you mean that has never happened to you this week?

........you mean today?

cadmonkey · 11-22-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Bah. I haven't been thrown out of any bars this week.

Helps that the week isn't yet two days old.

I don't know if this is really the right thing to say but...............Congrats!

Undertaker #59 · 11-22-2004, 02:07 PM

You should post this on PatriotsPlanet...

...pussy

cadmonkey · 11-22-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertaker #59

You should post this on PatriotsPlanet...

...pussy

Right!

Crush · 11-22-2004, 03:30 PM

I pissed on a clown once, a sad crying clown.

teedubya · 11-22-2004, 03:36 PM

whaddavagina

11-22-2004, 12:16 PM
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	I got a phone call from........ .........ChiefinNE yesterday. He is out in KC for the game tonight. I couldn't make out where the hell he was but I could tell he was about 20 Captain and Cokes deep at this point. I too was about 15 deep and in the mood for some mischiff. He proceeds to call me a p*ssy because I didn't go out there with him, and the only way I could prove that I am a real man is to take the next flight out of Boston and meet him in KC. I hung the phone up, pissed off and ready to book a flight out of town. At this point I am pretty sure I blacked out. I woke up this morning for work with my girlfriend looking at me kinda funny. I guess, so she tells me, that as soon as I hung the phone up I started loking for flight information and the only flight out of Logan was going to cost me around $400. Thank God I passed out, because that would have been one hell of a hang over waking up in a Kansas City motel somewhere. How would I have explain that to my boss?
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