God I'm pissed off need to vent - Page 2

Hoover · 05-13-2005, 12:37 PM

So my old house is a Christian Radio Station, my rent was to pay people to come in and sit there all day to please the FCC.

Anyway, there is this old couple, who come and sit there, they are very nice, but not all there.

Anyway, so the guy was holding my cat, and the cat whiped around and bit him. So he comes into the office today, all bandaged up, and wants me to pay his medical bill, (He needed 2 stiches). I say sure, bring in the bill and I'll pay it. he hand me this note from the doctors office saying it cost 273 bucks. So I say I'll pay it once it goes through insurance, and they start to mumble and crap so I just paid the damn thing. 273 buck for a cat bite, leave my effin cat alone.

Simplex3 · 05-13-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

Just do what Rich Scanlon would do.

Cut off his own hand, eat it, and then regenerate a new one? He can do that you know. His great-great-great uncle on his mom's side was 25% starfish.

05-13-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

Just do what Rich Scanlon would do.

Block in the back?

**Iowanian** · 05-13-2005, 01:06 PM

"well by Gawd Hoover, Ahm gonna have to have some satisfaction...you can't jus have your mountain lion bitin' mah boy rrrrrrrraymon-duh."

"here is some money, eff you" hoover

"How'd you like the next song yowah station plays ta be JingleFist"

05-13-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

I have now. Wide crown staples would probably work, if I could find some long enough. Just put 'em down like cedar shakes. Cutting the angled pieces for the valleys would be messy though....

I think you'd need to cure them on asphalt for a couple days for the valleys.

**Iowanian** · 05-13-2005, 01:07 PM

I think you should have Chop Blocked him as he left Hoover. Odds are the Cat bit him because he shoved his thumb in the shipping dept.

**Dave Lane** · 05-13-2005, 01:08 PM

Maybe you could use the cat to track down pitbulls so someone could beat them to death with a claw hammer. Thats sounds like fun now that I think about it.

Dave

Hoover · 05-13-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

I have the wierdest visual of the situation right before the cat bite happens. Let me see if I understand this:

You have a house, but it isn't actually a "house", it's a Christian radio station in which you used to live in.

In lieu of the cash most of us normally have to pay for our living arrangments, you've somehow managed to work out a deal to have senile senior citizins come over and listen to music all day.

If these senile senior citizins fail to show up on a daily basis the FCC will begin to badger you and then you'll have dump the barder system of old people for rent.

Makes perfect sense once you look at the big picture.

um, ya ya got it.

I have lived there rent free for over 4 years. Pay these people 250/mo

BIG_DADDY · 05-13-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Maybe you could use the cat to track down pitbulls so someone could beat them to death with a claw hammer. Thats sounds like fun now that I think about it.

Dave

How about you try to do anything to my pit and I just blow your ****ing brains out, that sounds like a lot more fun. Either that or you just try to take him out without any weapons and we can place bets on the outcome, that would be a blast.

jspchief · 05-13-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

How about you try to do anything to my pit and I just blow your ****ing brains out, that sounds like a lot more fun. Either that or you just try to take him out without any weapons and we can place bets on the outcome, that would be a blast.

What? I thought pitbulls weren't dangerous. Maybe those people in Denver know what they're talking about after all.

bkkcoh · 05-13-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoover

So my old house is a Christian Radio Station, my rent was to pay people to come in and sit there all day to please the FCC.

Anyway, there is this old couple, who come and sit there, they are very nice, but not all there.

Anyway, so the guy was holding my cat, and the cat whiped around and bit him. So he comes into the office today, all bandaged up, and wants me to pay his medical bill, (He needed 2 stiches). I say sure, bring in the bill and I'll pay it. he hand me this note from the doctors office saying it cost 273 bucks. So I say I'll pay it once it goes through insurance, and they start to mumble and crap so I just paid the damn thing. 273 buck for a cat bite, leave my effin cat alone.

Better watch out, your pet will be put on a vicious animal list and that will cause all sorts of issues.....

Carlota69 · 05-13-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Looks like we need to pass some Kitty Cat legislation out there to protect society from your vicious uncontrollable animal. Maybe a door to door Kitty Genocide bill is in order. Good thing you don't live in Denver. Then again they probably don't want to kill the pussies out there considering most of them are.

--That made me laugh outloud! Thanks for that.

BIG_DADDY · 05-13-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

What? I thought pitbulls weren't dangerous. Maybe those people in Denver know what they're talking about after all.

Any dog will defend itself if it can, maybe you should brush up on your reading comprehention.

We could always match up Dave and me and he can keep his ****ing hammer. THat way we leave the pit bull out of the whole scenario.

For the record jsp, Dave has been following me around for a good half year now just trying to say whatever he can to really piss me off and I have no record with this guy whatsoever. He is like a little bitch crying for attention and now I made the mistake of actually giving it to him. I guess this is Mr. Irrelevant's way of finally getting someone to reply to one of his posts. I realize he has helped up us here at the planet but 6 months worth of ignored jabs with someone I have no history with was finally enough.

Hoover · 05-13-2005, 01:44 PM

Here is the little monster

**Dave Lane** · 05-13-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Any dog will defend itself if it can, maybe you should brush up on your reading comprehention.

We could always match up Dave and me and he can keep his ****ing hammer. THat way we leave the pit bull out of the whole scenario.

For the record jsp, Dave has been following me around for a good half year now just trying to say whatever he can to really piss me off and I have no record with this guy whatsoever. He is like a little bitch crying for attention and now I made the mistake of actually giving it to him. I guess this is Mr. Irrelevant's way of finally getting someone to reply to one of his posts. I realize he has helped up us here at the planet but 6 months worth of ignored jabs with someone I have no history with was finally enough.

Dave

jspchief · 05-13-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Any dog will defend itself if it can, maybe you should brush up on your reading comprehention.

We could always match up Dave and me and he can keep his ****ing hammer. THat way we leave the pit bull out of the whole scenario.

For the record jsp, Dave has been following me around for a good half year now just trying to say whatever he can to really piss me off and I have no record with this guy whatsoever. He is like a little bitch crying for attention and now I made the mistake of actually giving it to him. I guess this is Mr. Irrelevant's way of finally getting someone to reply to one of his posts. I realize he has helped up us here at the planet but 6 months worth of ignored jabs with someone I have no history with was finally enough.

Heh. Your flammable personality makes you an easy target.

Roys + Scanlon = Big Daddy + Pitbulls

05-13-2005, 12:37 PM
Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-2231821	God I'm pissed off need to vent So my old house is a Christian Radio Station, my rent was to pay people to come in and sit there all day to please the FCC. Anyway, there is this old couple, who come and sit there, they are very nice, but not all there. Anyway, so the guy was holding my cat, and the cat whiped around and bit him. So he comes into the office today, all bandaged up, and wants me to pay his medical bill, (He needed 2 stiches). I say sure, bring in the bill and I'll pay it. he hand me this note from the doctors office saying it cost 273 bucks. So I say I'll pay it once it goes through insurance, and they start to mumble and crap so I just paid the damn thing. 273 buck for a cat bite, leave my effin cat alone.
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