Deep impact hits - Page 2

keg in kc · 07-04-2005, 04:26 AM

Shot from NASA of the NASATV broadcast...

Abba-Dabba · 07-04-2005, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

If I had that much shit, I'd consider myself a wealthy man.

Come by and get my trash. You could consider yourself a billionaire. There is atleast 2 empty milk cartons and about 20 or so used freezy pops.

**Rausch** · 07-04-2005, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Give me a moment to mour-Okay, that's enough.

Wow, I think that hit me as hard as my ex-whore leaving.

Gimme some credit, I do have standards.

(Okay, only one: I'd never bang a french chick...)

keg in kc · 07-04-2005, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

(Okay, only one: I'd never bang a french chick...)

I've met some french chicks that you'd break that rule for without thinking twice.

Abba-Dabba · 07-04-2005, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Gimme some credit, I do have standards.

(Okay, only one: I'd never bang a french chick...)

It's all warm and pink on the inside.

Abba-Dabba · 07-04-2005, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I've met some french chicks that you'd break that rule for without thinking twice.

Me too.

**Rausch** · 07-04-2005, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I've met some french chicks that you'd break that rule for without thinking twice.

Doubt it.

I mean, if somehow I didn't know she was frog I probably would, but that's like saying I wouldn't hump a girl with down syndrome on purpose...

**Rausch** · 07-04-2005, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack

It's all warm and pink on the inside.

French chicks (and guys, for that matter) are yellow...

4th and Long · 07-04-2005, 04:44 PM

Images from the the impactor targeting sensor aboard Deep Impact's impactor spacecraft were used to create this movie of impact with Tempel 1.
http://www.nasa.gov/mov/121530main_its_approach_x4.mov

Images from the medium-resolution camera aboard Deep Impact's flyby spacecraft were used to create this movie of impact with Tempel 1.
http://www.nasa.gov/mov/121527main_MRI_impact.mov

teedubya · 07-04-2005, 04:47 PM

how close is this thing to Earth?

4th and Long · 07-04-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

how close is this thing to Earth?

80,000,000+ miles. The impact will have no effect on the comets trajectory.

whoman69 · 07-05-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

So, considering NASA's track record we have like....9 hours to live?

Given NASA's recent track record, we're lucky it didn't hit Earth instead of the comet.

beavis · 07-05-2005, 10:29 AM

My watch at cell phone just quit working. Everyone head for Boston!

beavis · 07-05-2005, 10:44 AM

Link

Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet

Jul 5, 7:51 AM (ET)

(AP) In this photo released by NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory/University of Maryland, the Tempel 1 comet...
Full Image

MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

Bai is seeking damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment.

Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.

whoman69 · 07-05-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by beavis

Link

Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet

Jul 5, 7:51 AM (ET)

(AP) In this photo released by NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory/University of Maryland, the Tempel 1 comet...
Full Image

MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

Bai is seeking damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment.

Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.

She's going to have a tough time proving that she personally suffered $300 million worth for her moral sufferings. The gravitational field of a comet is such a small figure in the spectrum of the solar system as to be nearly zero. Last I heard that comets were not used in horoscopes. Just another crazy wanting money for nothing.

jiveturkey · 07-05-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by beavis

My watch at cell phone just quit working. Everyone head for Boston!

I think that we should first all gather in a large easy to spot group and then head for Boston.

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beavis Free Born Man of the USA Join Date: May 2003 Casino cash: $9954900	Link Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Jul 5, 7:51 AM (ET) (AP) In this photo released by NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory/University of Maryland, the Tempel 1 comet... Full Image MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer. Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said. The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed. Bai is seeking damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope." NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment. Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.
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