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09-29-2000, 01:41 PM

cow story number 2

I decided to be a bull rider....1st bull did pretty good for 4 -5 jumps...fall off side, hang on too long....fall on back, *** over elbows, catch hoof right smack in the turd maker...broken tail bone..cut on butt....

dad said before i left...don't bust your @$$...i should listen more often.

hawaiianboy · 09-29-2000, 01:45 PM

Great..... now my name will be associated with cow stories, hehe....

Well I guess if guys like JL80 and HC_chief keep their perverted sheep stories off...
its okay.

TheFly · 09-29-2000, 01:46 PM

Ohhhhhhh.... These are funny to read now, but I am glad you and your family turned out okay... Yikes! <P>

09-29-2000, 01:48 PM

I guess its a good thing that I am tougher than boiled owl $h!T [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

Donkey Drew · 09-29-2000, 01:56 PM

Gaz:

No doubt. I didn't take it personally, as he was behaving as any self respecting young male should.

bishop_74 · 09-29-2000, 04:01 PM

I don't know why I did this, but one day I was out at my grandparents and they had a calf. I hed never seen one in real life before so I went out to check him out. I was just curious to see how heavy he was so I decided to try and pick him up. I wrapped my arms around his midsection and in the process of trying to struggle aginst the gravitational pull, I am sure I was squeezing very hard. My family was watching me from inside the house at this time wondering what in the he11 I was doing. Needless to say, he didn't budge. But I did manage to physically squeeze the sh1t out of this poor calf and by my families account, it looked pretty funny. Just thought I would add my cow story too...

Gracie Dean · 09-29-2000, 11:21 PM

Hey guys,

Can you really tip a cow over when it is sleeping?

Just curious if it is just a myth.

09-29-2000, 01:41 PM	#1
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	cow story number 2 I decided to be a bull rider....1st bull did pretty good for 4 -5 jumps...fall off side, hang on too long....fall on back, *** over elbows, catch hoof right smack in the turd maker...broken tail bone..cut on butt.... dad said before i left...don't bust your @$$...i should listen more often.
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09-29-2000, 01:45 PM	#2
hawaiianboy *************** Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Great..... now my name will be associated with cow stories, hehe.... Well I guess if guys like JL80 and HC_chief keep their perverted sheep stories off... its okay.
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09-29-2000, 01:46 PM	#3
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Ohhhhhhh.... These are funny to read now, but I am glad you and your family turned out okay... Yikes! <P>
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09-29-2000, 01:48 PM	#4
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	I guess its a good thing that I am tougher than boiled owl $h!T [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-29-2000, 01:56 PM	#5
Donkey Drew Starter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver, CO USA Casino cash: $10004900	Gaz: No doubt. I didn't take it personally, as he was behaving as any self respecting young male should.
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09-29-2000, 04:01 PM	#6
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8654993	I don't know why I did this, but one day I was out at my grandparents and they had a calf. I hed never seen one in real life before so I went out to check him out. I was just curious to see how heavy he was so I decided to try and pick him up. I wrapped my arms around his midsection and in the process of trying to struggle aginst the gravitational pull, I am sure I was squeezing very hard. My family was watching me from inside the house at this time wondering what in the he11 I was doing. Needless to say, he didn't budge. But I did manage to physically squeeze the sh1t out of this poor calf and by my families account, it looked pretty funny. Just thought I would add my cow story too...
Posts: 3,642

09-29-2000, 11:21 PM	#7
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Hey guys, Can you really tip a cow over when it is sleeping? Just curious if it is just a myth.
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