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Old 02-15-2006, 12:52 PM  
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Suggestions for birthday presents for whatshisname
Since you've known him longer.

His planned present is backordered because... well.... It just is. And that's fine. There's no huge rush for it. But I want the lug to have something to open on his natal day.

And before all the cute pervert comments come...Something I can buy him.



Not a hooker.



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Old 02-15-2006, 01:07 PM   #16
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:08 PM   #17
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:10 PM   #18
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Get him some of his favorite DVD's. Since his main present is on backorder.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:12 PM   #19
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I've given the man movies, liquor and boar semen already.

Geez, he's spoiled.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:13 PM   #20
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gain 150 pounds for him.
They have not been together that long .... this is usally the gift a man gets from his wife on their first anniversary.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:14 PM   #21
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I've given the man movies, liquor and boar semen already.

Geez, he's spoiled.

You could always get him a few clothing items.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:15 PM   #22
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I've given the man movies, liquor and boar semen already.

Geez, he's spoiled.
You're a good girl.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:15 PM   #23
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:15 PM   #24
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They have not been together that long .... this is usally the gift a man gets from his wife on his first anniversary.

LOL


My wife is still within 10 poinds of what she was when we were married almost 17 years ago - and that's after 3 kids as well. I gained more in the first month of marriage than she has during the whole time.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:18 PM   #25
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My wife is still within 10 poinds of what she was when we were married almost 17 years ago - and that's after 3 kids as well. I gained more in the first month of marriage than she has during the whole time.

it doesn't count if she weighed 400 when you married her
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:18 PM   #26
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I've given the man movies, liquor and boar semen already.

Geez, he's spoiled.
There's two things a man can't ever get enough of.

One is liquor.
Just get him some more.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:19 PM   #27
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My wife is still within 10 poinds of what she was when we were married almost 17 years ago - and that's after 3 kids as well. I gained more in the first month of marriage than she has during the whole time.
Are you telling us she weighed 250 when you got married ?
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:20 PM   #28
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:20 PM   #29
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it doesn't count if she weighed 400 when you married her
I've met his wife. She's thin.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:23 PM   #30
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She was just under 120 when we got married and is at upper 120s now. And no, she's not really short either, shes about 5'4" tall.
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