ChiefsPlanet Signatures are getting out of hand (again) - Page 2

**Bob Dole** · 06:29 AM

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

SLAG · 03-19-2006, 12:21 PM

Last time I got my sig privlages taken away i didnt like it.

so I should be ok with mine now..

if its an issue please let me know

VonneMarie · 03-19-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

What?? You don't like Paul Walker?

You can't even see him because of her big ass!

**luv** · 03-19-2006, 12:23 PM

Also, should sigs and avatars have the same rules applied to them as the ones in the girly pics thread? If I wanted to see a naked woman, I would go the the girly pics thread. If not, then never mind.

**Bob Dole** · 03-19-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by chief52

Does anyone ever look at those things??? I know I do not. Get rid of them would sure work for me.

What??? And deprive people their Tim Berners-Lee given right to express themselves (over and over and over and over again) in all their 32 bit color glory?

Bob Dole would have the stupid things turned off if he didn't have to monitor the damned things to make sure some asshat didn't post a picture of some fat chick ****ing a donkey.

VonneMarie · 03-19-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

Also, should sigs and avatars have the same rules applied to them as the ones in the girly pics thread? If I wanted to see a naked woman, I would go the the girly pics thread. If not, then never mind.

I'm with you on that.

Or, women can have naked men in their avatars. Just to even things out a bit.

**luv** · 03-19-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by VonneMarie

I'm with you on that.

Or, women can have naked men in their avatars. Just to even things out a bit.

Exactly!

Sure-Oz · 03-19-2006, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by VonneMarie

I'm with you on that.

Or, women can have naked men in their avatars. Just to even things out a bit.

My chick isn't naked though and yes her ass is very very nice!

Go ahead and put your shirtless dudes on your sigs, dont bother me, it really isn't a double standard i dont think.

I was fair and made sure you got to see Paul in my sig, i did the sig for both the ladies and gents around here, not my fault her ass is BUMPIN"!

**Dunit35** · 03-19-2006, 12:31 PM

I have no idea what size my sig is. But I will find out with this post.

**Skip Towne** · 03-19-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

What??? And deprive people their Tim Berners-Lee given right to express themselves (over and over and over and over again) in all their 32 bit color glory?

Bob Dole would have the stupid things turned off if he didn't have to monitor the damned things to make sure some asshat didn't post a picture of some fat chick ****ing a donkey.

We have plenty of asshats that are up to the task.

NJ Chief Fan · 03-19-2006, 12:47 PM

im not allowed to have a sig

**Scorp** · 03-19-2006, 12:49 PM

You are all Sig. Nazi's!

dr00d · 03-19-2006, 12:49 PM

Is my sig ok? I just want to make sure so when Rush gets kicked out of school, I don't get kicked out by an extremely biased KU board.

**Rain Man** · 03-19-2006, 12:50 PM

Sure-Oz's sig merely promotes exercise and physical fitness.

Sure-Oz · 03-19-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Sure-Oz's sig merely promotes exercise and physical fitness.

Exactly, swimming is a great way to exercise, works all the muscles!

**Scorp** · 03-19-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dr00d

Is my sig ok? I just want to make sure so when Rush gets kicked out of school, I don't get kicked out by an extremely biased KU board.

No it is not. The sig Nazi's clearly state it must be under 600 pixels wide. Your gonna be sent to the concentration camp.

03-19-2006, 12:05 PM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1384563	Signatures are getting out of hand (again) Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature? Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share. If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with. Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all. Last edited by \|Zach\|; 11-23-2006 at 06:29 AM..
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03-19-2006, 12:21 PM	#16
SLAG Superbowl MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: OOOOOOOOOOOOOLATHE Casino cash: $9910252	Last time I got my sig privlages taken away i didnt like it. so I should be ok with mine now.. if its an issue please let me know __________________ Ad astra per aspera
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03-19-2006, 12:23 PM	#18
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1260000	Also, should sigs and avatars have the same rules applied to them as the ones in the girly pics thread? If I wanted to see a naked woman, I would go the the girly pics thread. If not, then never mind.
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03-19-2006, 12:31 PM	#23
Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $-2362955	I have no idea what size my sig is. But I will find out with this post.
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03-19-2006, 12:47 PM	#25
NJ Chief Fan DAMMIT CARL! Join Date: Mar 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	im not allowed to have a sig
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03-19-2006, 12:49 PM	#26
Scorp Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hell Casino cash: $6629000	You are all Sig. Nazi's! __________________
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03-19-2006, 12:49 PM	#27
dr00d Starter Join Date: Nov 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Is my sig ok? I just want to make sure so when Rush gets kicked out of school, I don't get kicked out by an extremely biased KU board. __________________ "It's kinda sad because we can't play basketball no more," Rush said. "Just school the rest of the year. It's bad for me because I don't like school."
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03-19-2006, 12:50 PM	#28
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-732449 VARSITY	Sure-Oz's sig merely promotes exercise and physical fitness. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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