Ninja-clad bible college student "does God's Will" by burning down a porn store... - Page 2

**jAZ** · 05-31-2006, 12:38 PM

College student says thought arson was "God's will"

Knoxville (AP) - A grand jury in Knoxville will decide whether to charge a bible college student in the burning of an adult bookstore.

Twenty-year-old Benjamin Daniel warren told authorities he put on a ninja outfit and torched the bookstore, believing he was doing God's will. According to the statement, Warren was later involved in a car crash, which convinced him God was punishing him for it.

So, two months after the January 31st blaze, Warren confessed to police, who charged him with arson.

This week, Warren waived his right to a preliminary hearing, sending his case to a Knox County grand jury.

The owner of the Town and Country Book Store says the blaze cost him as much as $600,000 in product and as much as $300,000 in the loss of the building.

The Knoxville News Sentinel reviewed documents that showed Warren lived near the bookstore in Powell and had been attending Crown College, also in Powell, about six miles northwest of Knoxville.

I think we might have a buyer for the new 'kill a heathon' video game...

Megbert · 05-31-2006, 01:09 PM

Ninja boy shoulda just used the "Holy Hand grenade of Antioch" Then I'd believe that he's a true Ninja for God.

**jAZ** · 05-31-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Onward Christian soldiers?

I guess he has all the ability he needs to co-opt a far eastern tradition into the Western Christian tool chest.

Rooster · 05-31-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jAZ

I'm curious about God's view on Ninjas.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe all 12 apostles were ninjas.

BIG_DADDY · 05-31-2006, 01:38 PM

The Christian Ninja

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...67565707903267

**jAZ** · 05-31-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

The Christian Ninja

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...67565707903267

"Jesus loves me, this I know... for a ninja told me so..."

KCChiefsMan · 05-31-2006, 02:17 PM

it seems that church makes some people really insane, the anti-abortion extremists, the phelps, this and many others....

BIG_DADDY · 05-31-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jAZ

"Jesus loves me, this I know... for a ninja told me so..."

That video rocks!!!

BIG_DADDY · 05-31-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

it seems that church makes some people really insane, the anti-abortion extremists, the phelps, this and many others....

The church doesn't make anybody do anything. There just crazy people looking for an excuse to do something crazy.

chagrin · 05-31-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

it seems that church makes some people really insane, the anti-abortion extremists, the phelps, this and many others....

I believe this sort of thing only makes those, whose beans ain't quite baked, just more crazy. Really people, it's not the message, it's natural selection - the people at the bottom of the food chain that do these sorts of things.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 05-31-2006, 02:22 PM

If God's will convinced him to burn down the porn store, then the dumb sonofabitch should have considered that God's will made porn.

chagrin · 05-31-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

If God's will convinced him to burn down the porn store, then the dumb sonofabitch should have considered that God's will made porn.

I would just like to say that regardless of what you may post here, I like that avatar

Pitt Gorilla · 05-31-2006, 02:26 PM

Did Abraham hear God or was he just crazy?

DJJasonp · 05-31-2006, 02:40 PM

Student: "alright God, I'll burn down the porn shop...but what should I wear?"

God: "I think you should go with something tough, like B.A. Baracus or Chuck Norris"

Student: "....I was thinking more along the lines of a Ninja!"

God: "That's just stupid....trust me...Chuck norris"

Student: "I think I'll stick with Ninja.........

Ultra Peanut · 05-31-2006, 02:45 PM

YOU ARE NO NINJA

NINJAS WALK THE PATH OF LIGHT

Ultra Peanut · 05-31-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chagrin

I would just like to say that regardless of what you may post here, I like that avatar

Baby, you've got a stew goin'!!!!!!!!!!!!

05-31-2006, 12:38 PM
jAZ Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ Casino cash: $9847493	Ninja-clad bible college student "does God's Will" by burning down a porn store... College student says thought arson was "God's will" Knoxville (AP) - A grand jury in Knoxville will decide whether to charge a bible college student in the burning of an adult bookstore. Twenty-year-old Benjamin Daniel warren told authorities he put on a ninja outfit and torched the bookstore, believing he was doing God's will. According to the statement, Warren was later involved in a car crash, which convinced him God was punishing him for it. So, two months after the January 31st blaze, Warren confessed to police, who charged him with arson. This week, Warren waived his right to a preliminary hearing, sending his case to a Knox County grand jury. The owner of the Town and Country Book Store says the blaze cost him as much as $600,000 in product and as much as $300,000 in the loss of the building. The Knoxville News Sentinel reviewed documents that showed Warren lived near the bookstore in Powell and had been attending Crown College, also in Powell, about six miles northwest of Knoxville. I think we might have a buyer for the new 'kill a heathon' video game...
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