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When Herman Goering was a child, he was so unpopular that his mother had to hang a pork schnitzel around his neck so the other kids would play with them, and that meant the Jewish kids weren't allowed to play with him, which eventually caused a whole lot of problems.
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Herman Goering - I tell you, the guy gets no respect. He's got stukas, he's got Messerchmidts, he's got Fokkers, and all anyone can do is laugh when he talks about commanding a big squadron of Fokkers. No respect, I tell ya. No respect.
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Thank rain man for sticking to the rules.
Bill gates honestly i don't know how he got that wife of his. I'm thinking he finally made a working fembot.
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Bill Gates' wife. Can you be a bigger golddigger? I heard that she gets paid $200,000 every time she says "I love you." Of course, even that wouldn't be enough for her to marry Herman Goering.
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So right in the middle of planning the blitzkrieg on Poland Hitler yells loud enough for everyone in the war room to hear, "Hey Herman, the ocean called... they're running out of shrimp."
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Herman Goering was so fat that he bitchslapped redrum's mom everytime they passed each other in orbit
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I went to Jessica Simpson's house cause she was having trouble finishing her Tiger puzzle. I ended up helping her put the corn flakes back in the box.
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