Describe your best and worst date - Page 2

Hammock Parties · 10-06-2006, 12:58 PM

And/Or your best and worst first dates.

10-06-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bill parcells

I had alot of good dates..

The worst date was when I was in her car driving to our destination(dinner)..And suddenly I felt a bowel movement coming on...I told her to pull over to a wooded area..and she just laughed at me..

Then I started to freak out,and she finally pulled over

My first and last date with her!!!

If she posted here, I'm pretty sure I know what her worst date story would be....

**2112** · 10-06-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

So she thought you were a party-pooper 'eh?

I was about to take the wheel and throw her out!!!

Sweat bursting off of my brow and all!!!

YES!!!

tk13 · 10-06-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill parcells

I had alot of good dates..

The worst date was when I was in her car driving to our destination(dinner)..And suddenly I felt a bowel movement coming on...I told her to pull over to a wooded area..and she just laughed at me..

Then I started to freak out,and she finally pulled over

My first and last date with her!!!

So she dumped you.

**2112** · 10-06-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If she posted here, I'm pretty sure I know what her worst date story would be....

Shit happens bro!!!

burt · 10-06-2006, 01:20 PM

WTF....are we in band camp?????

chiefsfaninNC · 10-06-2006, 01:21 PM

Why would you start a thread that you can't post in Goat?

**2112** · 10-06-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

So she dumped you.

Exactly!!!!

booyaf2 · 10-06-2006, 01:25 PM

This was back in high school, but this one girl a year older than me picked me up, we drove around for a while in her new truck(wasn't new, but new to her). We were putting the beers back, I was drinking probably 3 to her 1. Next thing ya know I'm drunk. We're having a grand ol time and I had to puke. Being the man i am, i didn't want to be "that guy" so i was trying to hold it back. Finally the time comes and there wasn't time to pull over so i just puked out the window. I'm assuming it was her worst date, cause the window wasn't down. Haven't heard from her since.

**CosmicPal** · 10-06-2006, 01:52 PM

All you have to do is read my work....Despite the "Angry Asian" chick, that wasn't a date- so that wouldn't count.

The worst date I've ever had those was a few years ago, here in Denver. The night of our first, and only, date, I pick her up at her apartment and as soon as we both pile into my car her cell phone rang. #1 rule: Your cell phone better be OFF when you're on a first date.

But, I let her off. Well, then she hangs up and makes a call. At least she apologized, so I forgave her. But, then she makes another call, takes another call, makes another call, takes another call...etc, etc.

We get to the restaurant and as soon as we get to the table she excuses herself to take yet another phone call. By this time, I've given up. I ended up having to order for the both of us while she was still on the phone. I then excused myself to go to the bathroom as she nods her head to let me know she understood my intent.

Instead, I walked up to our waitress and asked her how much the bill was- paid it, and gave her $40.00 and told her it was either hers to keep or she could give $20.00 to my date to hail a cab. She didn't have time to argue and instead, took the money, and I walked out of there and drove to the nearest dive bar to get drunk.

Funny thing is- I expected the gal to call me and chew me out. But, I never did receive it. I took it as she both understood, and that she wasn't interested.

**Iowanian** · 10-06-2006, 02:19 PM

Just to play it safe....

I'm positive that my best dates were all with brideowanian, and all of the rest of my dates with other girls were aweful.

**2112** · 10-06-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Just to play it safe....

I'm positive that my best dates were all with brideowanian, and all of the rest of my dates with other girls were aweful.

Question:

Translate:brideowanian=wifeowanian??

**Iowanian** · 10-06-2006, 02:26 PM

I went out with a gal once, who brought 2 friends. We did the bar with a band thing, and all night the girl was more than suggestive, and made some pretty filthy predictions of what I was to do to her, and I was fine with that. Her other friends were bitching all night about how horned up they were, to the point of annoying....I thought one was going to rub her arse on the floor like a dog in heat.

Anyhoooo....we go back to her place, of course friends in tow, as 1 was a roomate. Within a minute of being there, the date pulls this sack from beside the sofa and says "you'll never guess whats in here" I suggest its a hair dryer....wrong....she pulls out a giant pink weiner that took at least 3 hand over hands to remove from the bag.

I begin to think "self, you're going to tamp her like a fence post".....and I go back to take a leak.

I came out of the restroom after pissing and washing my hands....and in that timeframe, some other dude had arrived, and was banging the date on a washing machine 3' from the bathroom door.

you heard that right.....A guy arrived, entered the house, and entered her, within 2 minutes.

I alkwardly shuffled past to the living room to put my shoes on and leave, and the other 2 were there pulling out a sofa bed.

thats all I have to say about that.

**Iowanian** · 10-06-2006, 02:29 PM

Answer:
Excellent use of your deductive reasoning and problem solving skills Bill. You're a regular Nancy Drew.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill parcells

Question:

Translate:brideowanian=wifeowanian??

**Bwana** · 10-06-2006, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I went out with a gal once, who brought 2 friends. We did the bar with a band thing, and all night the girl was more than suggestive, and made some pretty filthy predictions of what I was to do to her, and I was fine with that. Her other friends were bitching all night about how horned up they were, to the point of annoying....I thought one was going to rub her arse on the floor like a dog in heat.

Anyhoooo....we go back to her place, of course friends in tow, as 1 was a roomate. Within a minute of being there, the date pulls this sack from beside the sofa and says "you'll never guess whats in here" I suggest its a hair dryer....wrong....she pulls out a giant pink weiner that took at least 3 hand over hands to remove from the bag.

I begin to think "self, you're going to tamp her like a fence post".....and I go back to take a leak.

I came out of the restroom after pissing and washing my hands....and in that timeframe, some other dude had arrived, and was banging the date on a washing machine 3' from the bathroom door.

you heard that right.....A guy arrived, entered the house, and entered her, within 2 minutes.

I alkwardly shuffled past to the living room to put my shoes on and leave, and the other 2 were there pulling out a sofa bed.

thats all I have to say about that.

Ouch

You win!

**2112** · 10-06-2006, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Answer:
Excellent use of your deductive reasoning and problem solving skills Bill. You're a regular Nancy Drew.

Well..you have to understand..you're legendary Iowanian lingo is new to me

Cut Bill some slack!!!!

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booyaf2 Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hays KS Casino cash: $1085005	This was back in high school, but this one girl a year older than me picked me up, we drove around for a while in her new truck(wasn't new, but new to her). We were putting the beers back, I was drinking probably 3 to her 1. Next thing ya know I'm drunk. We're having a grand ol time and I had to puke. Being the man i am, i didn't want to be "that guy" so i was trying to hold it back. Finally the time comes and there wasn't time to pull over so i just puked out the window. I'm assuming it was her worst date, cause the window wasn't down. Haven't heard from her since.
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10-06-2006, 01:52 PM	#24
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	All you have to do is read my work....Despite the "Angry Asian" chick, that wasn't a date- so that wouldn't count. The worst date I've ever had those was a few years ago, here in Denver. The night of our first, and only, date, I pick her up at her apartment and as soon as we both pile into my car her cell phone rang. #1 rule: Your cell phone better be OFF when you're on a first date. But, I let her off. Well, then she hangs up and makes a call. At least she apologized, so I forgave her. But, then she makes another call, takes another call, makes another call, takes another call...etc, etc. We get to the restaurant and as soon as we get to the table she excuses herself to take yet another phone call. By this time, I've given up. I ended up having to order for the both of us while she was still on the phone. I then excused myself to go to the bathroom as she nods her head to let me know she understood my intent. Instead, I walked up to our waitress and asked her how much the bill was- paid it, and gave her $40.00 and told her it was either hers to keep or she could give $20.00 to my date to hail a cab. She didn't have time to argue and instead, took the money, and I walked out of there and drove to the nearest dive bar to get drunk. Funny thing is- I expected the gal to call me and chew me out. But, I never did receive it. I took it as she both understood, and that she wasn't interested. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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10-06-2006, 02:19 PM	#25
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10-06-2006, 02:26 PM	#27
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4578454	I went out with a gal once, who brought 2 friends. We did the bar with a band thing, and all night the girl was more than suggestive, and made some pretty filthy predictions of what I was to do to her, and I was fine with that. Her other friends were bitching all night about how horned up they were, to the point of annoying....I thought one was going to rub her arse on the floor like a dog in heat. Anyhoooo....we go back to her place, of course friends in tow, as 1 was a roomate. Within a minute of being there, the date pulls this sack from beside the sofa and says "you'll never guess whats in here" I suggest its a hair dryer....wrong....she pulls out a giant pink weiner that took at least 3 hand over hands to remove from the bag. I begin to think "self, you're going to tamp her like a fence post".....and I go back to take a leak. I came out of the restroom after pissing and washing my hands....and in that timeframe, some other dude had arrived, and was banging the date on a washing machine 3' from the bathroom door. you heard that right.....A guy arrived, entered the house, and entered her, within 2 minutes. I alkwardly shuffled past to the living room to put my shoes on and leave, and the other 2 were there pulling out a sofa bed. thats all I have to say about that.
Posts: 61,567